Him "Hi Marianne my names David how are you?"
(Good start I know!)
Me "I'm fine thanks David, how are you?!"
Him"Yeh good hun thanks for replying. I was wondering if you are interested in being exclusive to someone?"
Me "I don't understand what you mean hun"
Him "I'm looking for a married woman to be my new girlfriend/sex partner who I can spoil and have a lot of fun with"
Me " A) I'm not married and B) Are you planning on paying my £2000 a month income to cover my mortgage and bills. As I'm assuming these things have not entered your head I'm guessing not. Bye David"
Him "Hold on hun it says your a blonde housewife? An yes I will cover your earnings and bills as I'm a wealthy guy and wouldn't be asking you otherwise"
Me "I've literally just gone and changed that wording. It's a turn of phrase David. I'm not married. Nor do I want a boyfriend or sugar daddy or to be dependent on anyone thanks. I like to earn my own money with who I want when I want so no thanks, I'm not the woman for you"
Anyone think I missed out ?!