I got back from lunch today, very happy and the prick just ruined my mood
Him: good afternoon, is this *my name*?
The whole sentence pronounced in a slow sophisticated upperclass arshehole tone with a slight hint of disgust on my name as if my name were HERPES:)
Me: yes, it is. And what can i do for you today?
Him, going condescending for a change: Oh, good English!
Me: (after a moment of deliberate silence) Yes, it's always surprising what good schools can get you!
Him: So it's xxx per hour and how many times can I cum?
Me: oh but thank you for checking my rates, have you had the pleasure of checking the rest of my profile?
Him: I have no time for this, can I cum three times?
Normally I warn them that I'm going to hang up before I hang up. This time I just thought "surpriiiiiise!