£250 by lunchtime? I'm not working hard enough. 🤔 Good going though, I love the rustling of my cash.
I watch and read true crime and loved Dirty John.
Only cause he booked early doors for 2 hours and I got a tip, he was an advance booking so I took a deposit and fuck was he a boring weirdo that acted like we were actual real life lovers, you know when their snogging is so fucking slow and all romantic, I can’t help but kiss faster when they kiss me slow, kisses like that are for real life, not work life, god I feel sick talking about it, I think 2 hours is too long for him, when I said time was up he looked at his watch, saw that there was about 3 mins left and sat back down and kept chatting, and he was one of those annoying guys who was awkwardly quiet until after he came and he didn’t come until there was 20mins left, as soon as I seen he worked out my heart fell because the fit ones always take an age to come, give me an overweight unhealthy man any day of the week, plus fat men are better at oral for some strange reason.