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chocoholicgirl

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2115 on: 10 June 2019, 10:48:57 pm »
I once had a guy ask about me using my strap on while we were doing something else, his arse stank to high heaven so unfortunately I had 'left it at home'. Shame.

Fucking glad he asked at that point and not on the phone... I stopped offering it that day. Can't do anything arse related either way round but particularly on them...fuck no. Fair play to you ladies that do!
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Lushblossom

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2116 on: 11 June 2019, 01:16:07 pm »
I had a 69 year old client with an erection issue book for an hour today.

That was the least of the issues.  There was blood oozing from his penis.  We were both quite freaked and after halfway through the session we decided to call it a day.  I naturally did not offer any oral but played a little with my hands only and he played with me.

I was relieved when he left as it felt quite awkward.

Now I am eating my sandwich here and can't think of anything else!

Though online it says it can be an indication of medication side effects.

Not the best however.
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redheadlondon

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2117 on: 11 June 2019, 04:46:07 pm »
Quote from: Shelly5 on 12 January 2014, 12:29:24 am
I'm happy to say my my last booking was with my favourite reg who comes to see me every month for 2 hours, always books well in advance and follows my booking procedures to the letter, and never cancels. He's a lovely person, pretty good looking and gentle, always put the envelope down before I need to ask, always brings flowers, champagne and sometimes an extra gift. He has a mature attitude and never sends any silly emails or messages in between or asks for a date. He really is the most perfect client, and I  always feel really uplifted afterwards. I wish I could nominate him for 'client of the year'  :)

Ugh he sounds amazing! Wish they were all like that.

My last booking was someone who when he saw my nipple piercings said 'oh no! can you take them out?' hahah. he looked like a disappointed puppy
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Rosesugar

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2118 on: 11 June 2019, 07:08:24 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 11 June 2019, 01:16:07 pm
I had a 69 year old client with an erection issue book for an hour today.

That was the least of the issues.  There was blood oozing from his penis.  We were both quite freaked and after halfway through the session we decided to call it a day.  I naturally did not offer any oral but played a little with my hands only and he played with me.

I was relieved when he left as it felt quite awkward.

Now I am eating my sandwich here and can't think of anything else!

Though online it says it can be an indication of medication side effects.

Not the best however.
Quite worrying if it's not happened to him before but for you very unpleasant :-X
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saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2119 on: 11 June 2019, 09:05:35 pm »
I couldn't believe what walked through the door... young martial arts expert, tats, and a monumental kok. :o Friendly too.Thank you sweet baby Jesus!
« Last Edit: 11 June 2019, 09:12:36 pm by saltysweet »
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MaybeBaby

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2120 on: 12 June 2019, 04:45:36 pm »
I recently had one of those really depressing bookings. Those entitled older guys who call you ‘darling’ as they subtly or not so subtly try to push boundaries. Complicated by the fact I have limitations (which I’m upfront about) which once in the booking he seemed all of a sudden not to understand.

I was completely upfront when he literally minutes into the booking asked ‘how many cocks I had had’ and other things along those lines.  I do sensual GFE not a dirty PSE.

Never had an hour seemed so long 🙄
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Justine

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2121 on: 12 June 2019, 07:26:13 pm »
Today I was convinced a no show was about to er, no show me.

He turned up and was lovely. Just in town for a day on business but says he is due back in a few weeks and will book again.  Hope so!
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Curvymamma

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2122 on: 12 June 2019, 08:18:51 pm »
Guy with really bad breath  despite using mouthwash (it was fine after he had used it,, but wore off very soon after).  Had to use all my powers of concentration to last the hour booking without gagging.
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geordie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2123 on: 12 June 2019, 08:23:43 pm »
Was 15 mins late for a half an hour booking then after requesting a shower, stood hovering in my passage instead of following me to the bathroom after I said I’d take him through  ???
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saltysweet

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« Reply #2124 on: 12 June 2019, 08:24:53 pm »
......then what?  :) ....Im on tenterhooks! Did you have to coax him out like a little squirrel with peanuts?
« Last Edit: 12 June 2019, 08:27:07 pm by saltysweet »
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Justine

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2125 on: 12 June 2019, 10:04:20 pm »
Quote from: geordie on 12 June 2019, 08:23:43 pm
Was 15 mins late for a half an hour booking then after requesting a shower, stood hovering in my passage instead of following me to the bathroom after I said I’d take him through  ???

Surely not your back passage?!

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saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2126 on: 12 June 2019, 10:07:17 pm »
oooohhh matron  ;D ;D
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geordie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2127 on: 12 June 2019, 10:51:03 pm »
Quote from: Justine on 12 June 2019, 10:04:20 pm
Surely not your back passage?!

 ;D
That would have been preferable and less awkward  ;D

He reminded me of some strange fellow that I seen a few years ago who had his back to my front door and didn’t come in until I pulled him in  ???
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eliteone

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2128 on: 13 June 2019, 02:33:41 pm »
Client wants incall, then outcall but takes ages to pay deposit. As soon as I get it, I tell him 60 min which he texts multiple times within that window bugging me as I'm getting ready. He lives 12 min away. I show up, sweat my ass off an hour trying to help and the poor guy can't maintain an erection for anything. Needless to say I felt bad for him but not bad enough for a refund and thankfully he didn't ask. He had to be in his early 30's. £250 plus cabfare. Wish I would've stayed 2h like we initially wanted for more but after trying 10 positions, ain't happening.
« Last Edit: 13 June 2019, 02:46:59 pm by eliteone »
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Lushblossom

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2129 on: 14 June 2019, 01:04:55 pm »
Saw a very sophisticated looking guy with a moustache who was in fact a builder.  You wouldn't know he was you really wouldn't.

He had bad body odour under his arms but luckily a spare Lynx was on hand for those occasions!

He had set his heart on some snowballing and although it isn't on my list of likes I did offer it to him as he was so appreciative and his breath wasn't bad.  I would even consider putting it back on my profiles but there is a high probability I would have to refuse many of them thanks to their appalling breath lol.

He said he had never tried snowballing and it was on his sex bucket list so I didn't want to refuse him.

He was quite pleasant all in all.
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