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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1335 on: 02 March 2017, 08:46:56 pm »
It's so difficult, I think condoms are generally made for guys who are a "standard" shape, i.e. slightly thicker at the base than at the tip. If you get a guy who's either thin through the base but with a massive head, or thick through the base but with a short length, if they fuck you vigorously then something's going to go awry.

I have just ordered a multipack of female condoms from the Freedoms shop, so I'll see what happens. I've been thinking about using these with guys who say "I have a problem with condoms" as it seems to feel better for them. I've used them in my private life before and found them pretty easy to use.

My last booking of today was FUCKING AMAZING. Guy I saw before in Birmingham, really sultry looking guy, Indian, fit body and really piercing eyes. Amazing sweaty energetic sex, the only problem was cum in my eye :( At least I have some Optrex with me!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1336 on: 02 March 2017, 10:51:42 pm »
My fave client got me on the point of orgasm but suddenly went floppy. So close yet so far. Left me feeling really frustrated. First time it's happened with him.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1337 on: 02 March 2017, 11:27:23 pm »
I've never tried them, and I know they're weird to put on, but aren't Pasante Unique meant to be good for awkward shaped cocks? I agree traffic cone-shaped ones are the worst.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1338 on: 03 March 2017, 02:31:23 am »
It's so difficult, I think condoms are generally made for guys who are a "standard" shape, i.e. slightly thicker at the base than at the tip. If you get a guy who's either thin through the base but with a massive head, or thick through the base but with a short length, if they fuck you vigorously then something's going to go awry.

But thats the thing - he had a "standard" shaped penis. I used the same condom on him and first time round was fine. I really have no idea what happened - but he called me back again a few hours later for a shorter booking(!) but we were both very conscious of the condom 2nd time round so there was no slipping off again  :FF

2nd day into March and its already started with a wham bam thank you ma'am: had 4 outcalls today!! I ended up going to the same hotel 3 times in one day (two different guys 6 hours apart), what are the odds of that happening!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1339 on: 03 March 2017, 09:02:55 am »
A rare gem of an eccentric oddball type in his late 50's, posh & a bit snobbish. He stripped off to reveal several large painful looking bruises everywhere, said he'd been knocked off his bike.  :o

Couldn't get hs micro penis hard & kept talking about being a Silversmith/iron monger type of trade & was going on about how sexy he finds armour & molten metal the whole time. (He'd asked me to wear PVC but I did't have any, so I found something tight & shiny.) I tried to talk dirty about tight shiny metal things but no joy. ::)

He then dithers around getting dressed (he needs to see a Chiropractor, far too wonky) telling me his bloody life story about ex girlfriends, so I start stripping the bed down & put things in my suitcase to gee him up to leave, he'd over stayed by nearly 15 minutes  :-\

I have no patients at 9 pm on my last day, especially after the previous one was odd too.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1340 on: 03 March 2017, 09:07:02 am »
I tried to talk dirty about tight shiny metal things but no joy. ::)

I'm sorry but that's hilarious  ;D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1341 on: 03 March 2017, 09:18:43 am »
I'm sorry but that's hilarious  ;D

lol I think he wanks to that J'adore Dior advert with Charlize Theron, he mentioned her being covered in liquid Gold.  :D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1342 on: 03 March 2017, 10:13:00 am »
Sat up last night writing a eulogy and ended up in bed at 3 am.

So get up at 630am for the first one at 9am.....who cancelled at 850am stating he'd been working till 3am and was tired. One word on that...blocked.

The next one came early and called when in my road. I instruct him to park in the bay on the left halfway up the hill. He tells me he has parked but I can't see him. Twat had parked at the bottom of the hill. It took ten minutes to explain and get him parked up....must be twats r us day.
He comes in, looks very shifty and won't meet eye contact so try to chat to put him at ease. This works and I go through my usual teasing routine. Feeling he is close, I offer my pussy for him to lick. Jesus girls, he had told me his wife didn't like oral...I can see why. All he did was suck on my pussy lips and these precious lips of mine can now be used for an ear transplant!! I look like I have used an oral pump to enhance your lips!! Did you come he asked inserting a finger, and I say a silent prayer I used my BV Activ gel last night and was wet.
Not quite fancying a mouthful of cum this early, I offer to rubber, cover and hop aboard. He declines much to my dismay.
I know it's only 10am but feel a vodka is in need to wash out that awful taste and deal with the rest of twats r us day.

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« Reply #1343 on: 03 March 2017, 10:16:04 am »
Oh and now the next one has cancelled and another idiot who wants to see me doesn't seem to understand how inappropriate it is fucking him with my kids in the house :FF

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1344 on: 07 March 2017, 11:30:07 pm »
my last booking way w/ a fave ;) regular who pays me for 30 mins for solely a handjob! not to mention that he is clean, kind, courteous...Ironic, that the one guy I see who really turns me on every time is the one who I don't get to screw....!  ::) but such is life! I also had to cancel a couple of bookings because of the damn thrush  since then  :FF

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1345 on: 08 March 2017, 04:59:33 pm »
A lovely older gentleman, new to me, who booked 90 mins.

Usually when the older guys book for that long it's because they will have trouble cumming, so I was prepared for a session of hard work, but we started things slowly and he actually came within about 20 mins, during oral.

I made us a cup of tea and then he started talking, the poor man is going through some terrible times of stress with his family and with his own health.

We finished our tea then managed round two and he was incredibly chuffed as he said he's not managed to cum twice in that space of time in many years!

After he left he texted me and said "Thank you so much. You made me feel alive and human again. I'm not going to die tomorrow."

These customers make it so worth it when you're fed up of wading through timewasters and dickheads.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1346 on: 09 March 2017, 07:40:02 pm »
Saw a new client. Somehow the condom split and he started accusing me of doing it deliberately so I can get pregnant. Really freaked me out.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1347 on: 11 March 2017, 12:02:21 am »
new client, really into girls weeing themselves (so this was in the booking/wearing nappies etc.) but everything was discussed and planned before.
So when he didnt understand why i insisted on a shower after he peed on my shirt , i was juts like i said thats what id do... in all our emails.
And everything he didnt do wrong he would apologise for (eg. me moving cos my leg got a little stiff etc....)
And thennnn he didnt get why he needed to shower before me giving OWO... you know... after all the pee......
and kept going on about the only 2 working girls he had seen before comparing them to me (eg. one did time start after showers, i start when we agreed to meet. by the time he felt composed to start/even have a shower we were 20 minutes into a 3 hr booking)
AND he kept asking really personal questions, trying to find out real names etc. admitting he had googled my profile name and details. Like fine but what the fuck is stopping him googling any details i could have told him!

He was nice enough, and i assume some stuff was just down to inexperience and nerves but my fucking god he was such hard work :(
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1348 on: 11 March 2017, 05:23:50 pm »
Saw a new client, good looking and really fit. Was looking forward to this.
Got him undressed and hard in no time. Whipped off my bra and we started kissing but as soon as he had his hands on my fits I felt him cum over me within a couple of minutes.
He apologised whilst I cleaned up.
Seemed a nice guy and said he would be back and hopefully last a bit longer.
I hope so.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1349 on: 11 March 2017, 06:09:01 pm »
Booked for a quickie (bj only). I had a feeling in our comms that he wasnt a quick cummer but I still accepted the booking as he passed my security procedures. At the meet he had 101 requests: Id like to see you naked, lets do 69, can I lick you out?  :FF Playlist ends and of course he didnt cum. Asked me how much it would be to stay longer - quoted my rate but he only had ?15 - ha! Turns out it was his stag night so I got dressed and he sat on the edge of the bed continuing to wank his limp cock whilst complimenting my ass etc, then he says I must look really perverted just sitting here wanking watching you get dressed - you took the words right out of my mouth mate haha!! When I was packed and ready to leave I wished him all the best on his wedding day  ;D
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