I could not believe what I've just seen! OMG
The phone has been mostly dead all day so I decided to go out on the town this evening earlier than usual, you know "on the town" as an escort per se!
Had two guys approach me who left after I told them some particular info. Then this guy approaches me he looks nothing special exactly. We get chatting having a bit of a laugh he was alright actually. Okay so, I told him I normally charge ?200 an hour, I was expecting himt o ask me for proof via showing him my profile or something, but nothing. Instead he asks how much for the night? so I tell him ?2k (I usually charge much less than that!). He did not even attempt to ask for discounts.
So I was thinking, this guy is police or something. What am I doing wrong here. What have I done wrong. Anyway, I thought screw this I'm going to be blunt with him, he genuinely seems to fancy me so why not, I told him I doubt he could afford me. He actually had ?520 on him, I said its not enough, I said he needs to draw more out. He said he can not as he is at his max daily limit. He assured me he can afford it though. So I walked with him over to the cash machine for him to show me his account balance.
?627 million.
Okay, baby. What do you want, anything...you...want... LOL
Sorry to sound crude here but I could not believe I actually went wet the moment I'd seen that. Wow, just wow!
He wasn't British, that's all I'll say about him.
No joke I promise. I am SO gobsmacked. I did my BEST of my BEST in hope of making him a regular.