I had a client that I see every time I do incalls (I primarily do outcalls) who makes me uncomfortable whenever I see him because he's always talking about taking me out, despite us already acknowledging that I don't do unpaid meets and he is unwilling to pay me for my time if he's not getting laid. Anyway, he gets out the money and I leave it on the table when I go to freshen up. I come back and he asks 'I gave you the money, didn't I?' It's gone from the table and instantly know what's up, but don't want to accuse him and make it awkward. I pretend to look for the money whilst he is trying to kiss me and pull me into bed. I then say 'You know, I can't seem to find that cash anywhere.' He jumps up and immediately pulls it out of his jeans pocket saying 'Oh gosh, I must have picked it up accidentally. Sorry!'
I was steaming mad, but I continued with the booking. When I pulled back his foreskin there was all this... Matter underneath and it was hideous. He tried to say it was toilet paper but it looked more like pus. Fucking disgusting idiot. Then he tried to overstay by asking for 'post-coital cuddles' and talking incessantly whilst putting on his clothes and giving me this extended goodbye, punctuated by kisses. ARGH! Just get out, cunt, I have other clients.