Argh am ragin! I’ve just chucked out ANOTHER client for refusing a shower!
I’m getting so sick of this, it’s becoming so much more common.
Client just walked in who changed the time 3 TIMES! First 8pm then 10pm then 7pm!
Then he comes in with neighbours 😡
Then he walks in awkward and shifty looking as fuck, trying to greet him at the door was forced.
Asked him if he likes OWO which he said yes so I asked him to shower and he refused.
Then like a big baby, he’s like do I really have to? I said I’m not gonna stand here and argue, force you and explain why I want reassurance that your dick is clean enough for me to give OWO so just leave.
In fairness to him, he smelt fresh from his clothes but I’ve been caught out that way before by a client who’s dick was fresh pissy where he had clearly had a piss at some point between having a shower and getting to my flat so I won’t be fooled by that again.
And the amount of clients who do shower on arrival and don’t go near under their foreskins so even that isn’t a guarantee but your never gonna get off to a good start with me when you make it awkward like that over a shower?
I charge £100 a half hour, that’s a lot of money to deprive yourself of a service I would otherwise of made effort with.
What would anyone else of done in that situation? Bearing in mind, it was extremely awkward.