I’ve never worn a bra to work but I can imagine you could write a book on the various ways clients have attempted to remove them over the years!

Believe it or not I once had a punter try to take my bra off by pulling it over my head like a tshirt - just grabbed the body strap and started dragging it upward.

My hair is particularly choice today after I went to a gig last night, so I am calling it surf style (which means hanging in stringy clumps and smelling slightly of Guinness ). Unfortunately I know that if I'd washed it before work I would have had a succession of hair touchers and had to do it again

Laser hair removal is life changing

As I understand it (having looked into it some years ago), laser didn't work on blonde, fair, red or grey hair is this still the case?

I've never yet had lingerie wrecked by clients, but I am quite protective and will remove if their hands are rough. Some have wrecked stockings with rough [skin] hands., also tend to educate how to remove or roll a stocking off or just make sure I do it myself. Biggest risk is nice jewellery I like to wear, earnings can be caught when a client runs hands through hair, I try to divert them or keep aware and check everything sporadically particularly during outcalls.

Eyebrows tinted, 14 day gel nails I can do myself, make up takes 20 minutes maximum.

I shave underarm, nipples (I have a couple of light hairs there), bikini line, legs every day, hair hasn't lessened yet and I'm too fair for laser removal.

I stopped taking heels to outcalls because most were not bothered when I suggested I out them on or specifically declined. Then I had a booking during which he wanted a lingerie show, he was visibly disappointed I didn't bring heels. To be fair on myself after accepting this booking, he then sent quite a few messages asking for the lingerie show specifically bringing many pairs of a certain style of knickers, he brought some brand new with labels for me to wear & take away too. So half my brain was 'Is he a TW or boundary pusher?', the other half figuring out and finding the pairs of knickers. Since then I take a pair to every booking apart from one long term regular, who has told me many times he prefers me in flat shoes.

Iv reworked my look so it’s minimal effort but still very glam …I stopped having hair extensions which I would spend ages styling to popping on a pre styled wig. It’s ready to go within a few seconds (after getting use to it!) I changed my eye lash extensions for stick on and Iv swapped lengthy /costly visits to the nail salon for cheapy stick on nails. I still look very glam but with out the time and cost !that being said. I do have regulars who prefer /don’t mind seeing me natural hair shoved up , casual clothes etc. I don’t buy sexy outfits just rotate what I have and it works for me …oh I only shave my legs every now and then. They don’t really touch my legs tbh but I like it smooth else where daily x

Iv reworked my look so it’s minimal effort but still very glam …I stopped having hair extensions which I would spend ages styling to popping on a pre styled wig. It’s ready to go within a few seconds (after getting use to it!) I changed my eye lash extensions for stick on and Iv swapped lengthy /costly visits to the nail salon for cheapy stick on nails. I still look very glam but with out the time and cost !that being said. I do have regulars who prefer /don’t mind seeing me natural hair shoved up , casual clothes etc. I don’t buy sexy outfits just rotate what I have and it works for me …oh I only shave my legs every now and then. They don’t really touch my legs tbh but I like it smooth else where daily x

Do you find that your pre-styled wigs get damaged? I am debating wearing them for work, but worry that they'd get wrecked...

Ha, 90% of my clients are regulars and returnees; I've been working in London for almost seventeen years! As I said in my post, there was no point washing my hair (which takes a good hour to do properly including drying) when I only had one day of working left and would have had to do it again after. That's what dry shampoo is for

There are a lot of ways I make an effort for punters without having to plaster my face with makeup or buy limitless sets of lingerie (they're coming to see me not a fashion show, plus it's all going to be on the floor in five minutes anyway). Efficient communications, straightforward directions and not having a cunty attitude are the key ones in my experience, but those things aren't what this thread is about

I'm pretty low effort. I wash and remove body hair apart from trimmed pubic hair. Only make up is eyebrow pencil and mascara. Most men think I don't wear any lol. I do wear heals and lingerie/sexy dresses or skirt but it's all from primark or charity shops.