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ladyofthemansion

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Are you open for business?
« on: 24 April 2016, 08:47:39 am »
Is it just me who hates that phrase lol?
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #1 on: 24 April 2016, 10:28:57 am »
Quote from: ladyofthemansion on 24 April 2016, 08:47:39 am
Is it just me who hates that phrase lol?

Nope you're not alone in that one. I detested it too.
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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #2 on: 24 April 2016, 10:30:36 am »
"What time you open til love" and even worse "What time do you start in a morning"


I have replied before with "Well I open my legs when I get my first client, then I close them when he's gone, sometimes I open them at night too"
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Jenny 2

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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #3 on: 24 April 2016, 11:21:50 am »
Yes - hate it too. 
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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #4 on: 24 April 2016, 02:41:57 pm »
I particularly dislike, 'Do you have a free slot tomorrow?'
Ewww
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Wailing Banshee

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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #5 on: 24 April 2016, 09:35:12 pm »
Yes, what time do you open/close? annoys me too. If it's by text I will usually ignore or if feeling crabby will reply 'I am not the Post Office!'
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trashbaby

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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #6 on: 24 April 2016, 11:54:56 pm »
i HATE it when they say 'slot' *cringe*
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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #7 on: 25 April 2016, 05:43:19 am »
Ugh. Add to the list:
"What time do you start"- well I can't start on my bloody own, can I?!
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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #8 on: 25 April 2016, 06:25:06 am »
Apart from the ones mentioned  mine is when you say you are available during a certain time period, ie 5pm-8pm and they go 'Yeah that's fine will come sometime during then'.

Ummm no you need to give an actual time eejit  :FF

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ladyofthemansion

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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #9 on: 25 April 2016, 07:34:47 am »
Or "What time can you start?" I say 11. They say "Can't you do any earlier?" :FF
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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #10 on: 27 April 2016, 06:03:34 pm »
I dont like guys Q'ing why I dont do incalls.

"Why dont you do incalls"
Why does that matter? Its not going to change my situation!!  :FF

Or some of them begging to come over
"If you did an incall, I will be quick, promise"

#ByeFelicia  ;D
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Emma_C

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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #11 on: 27 April 2016, 07:16:48 pm »
always makes me laugh "do you have any openings/spaces available" most pretend they've not said it on purpose but I usually chuckle & say boom boom. I'm easily amused.  ;)
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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #12 on: 27 April 2016, 08:33:39 pm »
I dont hate it, its a pretty normal question if you worked in brothel before, its like a shop and has set opening hours.
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KittenCandy

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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #13 on: 27 April 2016, 08:39:36 pm »
Quote from: ladyofthemansion on 25 April 2016, 07:34:47 am
Or "What time can you start?" I say 11. They say "Can't you do any earlier?" :FF

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Re: Are you open for business?
« Reply #14 on: 27 April 2016, 09:08:21 pm »

" Have you been busy" gets my blood boiling.

" What's the earliest slot you have available"?..." I want to be your first client".  :FF

  Do I look like flipping disneyland! ...Next time I should say " my legs are open at 10 am. Any later and you'l just waste most of your time queuing. 
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