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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: ladyofthemansion on 24 April 2016, 08:47:39 am

Title: Are you open for business?
Post by: ladyofthemansion on 24 April 2016, 08:47:39 am
Is it just me who hates that phrase lol?
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: Lady_Lust_XXX on 24 April 2016, 10:28:57 am
Is it just me who hates that phrase lol?

Nope you're not alone in that one. I detested it too.
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: katrina on 24 April 2016, 10:30:36 am
"What time you open til love" and even worse "What time do you start in a morning"


I have replied before with "Well I open my legs when I get my first client, then I close them when he's gone, sometimes I open them at night too"
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Post by: Jenny 2 on 24 April 2016, 11:21:50 am
Yes - hate it too. 
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Post by: Nova on 24 April 2016, 02:41:57 pm
I particularly dislike, 'Do you have a free slot tomorrow?'
Ewww
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: Wailing Banshee on 24 April 2016, 09:35:12 pm
Yes, what time do you open/close? annoys me too. If it's by text I will usually ignore or if feeling crabby will reply 'I am not the Post Office!'
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Post by: trashbaby on 24 April 2016, 11:54:56 pm
i HATE it when they say 'slot' *cringe*
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Post by: BJC on 25 April 2016, 05:43:19 am
Ugh. Add to the list:
"What time do you start"- well I can't start on my bloody own, can I?!
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: Caledonia on 25 April 2016, 06:25:06 am
Apart from the ones mentioned  mine is when you say you are available during a certain time period, ie 5pm-8pm and they go 'Yeah that's fine will come sometime during then'.

Ummm no you need to give an actual time eejit  :FF

Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: ladyofthemansion on 25 April 2016, 07:34:47 am
Or "What time can you start?" I say 11. They say "Can't you do any earlier?" :FF
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: Gracious on 27 April 2016, 06:03:34 pm
I dont like guys Q'ing why I dont do incalls.

"Why dont you do incalls"
Why does that matter? Its not going to change my situation!!  :FF

Or some of them begging to come over
"If you did an incall, I will be quick, promise"

#ByeFelicia  ;D
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: Emma_C on 27 April 2016, 07:16:48 pm
always makes me laugh "do you have any openings/spaces available" most pretend they've not said it on purpose but I usually chuckle & say boom boom. I'm easily amused.  ;)
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: Londonergirl on 27 April 2016, 08:33:39 pm
I dont hate it, its a pretty normal question if you worked in brothel before, its like a shop and has set opening hours.
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Post by: KittenCandy on 27 April 2016, 08:39:36 pm
Or "What time can you start?" I say 11. They say "Can't you do any earlier?" :FF

Power Trip
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: fancypants on 27 April 2016, 09:08:21 pm

" Have you been busy" gets my blood boiling.

" What's the earliest slot you have available"?..." I want to be your first client".  :FF

  Do I look like flipping disneyland! ...Next time I should say " my legs are open at 10 am. Any later and you'l just waste most of your time queuing. 
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: Mirror on 27 April 2016, 09:19:13 pm
Are you workin?

As their greeting. If I'm answering my phone I'm not 'working', when I'm with a client I don't answer the phone. I guess he wants to know my availability that day, so I'll either say yes or no depending on whether I am available for a booking or not. I've not had an enquiry start out with these words, end up in a booking. They usually haven't read my website and are requiring something/someone different.
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: katrina on 27 April 2016, 10:19:21 pm
Or "What time can you start?" I say 11. They say "Can't you do any earlier?" :FF

Power Trip


Yep, he doesn't want to be just another punter he wants to feel like he's 'the special boy' who gets special treatment from his local prostitute...It makes his ego swell to think he has the power to have someone actually listen to him (Because nobody else in his sad little life will give him the time of day) Oh and if/when someone does change their working hours to accommodate him, he will ALWAYS do a no show.
Title: Re: Are you open for business?
Post by: Sarita on 29 April 2016, 01:20:21 pm
I can't stand it either. I tell them am not a one woman massage parlour and I start when I have my first booking.

Equally annoying is that time business. It's as though they think we're psychic. If they can only do 2 to 3pm, why not say so in the first place?!