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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: ladyofthemansion on 24 April 2016, 08:47:39 am
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Is it just me who hates that phrase lol?
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Is it just me who hates that phrase lol?
Nope you're not alone in that one. I detested it too.
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"What time you open til love" and even worse "What time do you start in a morning"
I have replied before with "Well I open my legs when I get my first client, then I close them when he's gone, sometimes I open them at night too"
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Yes - hate it too.
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I particularly dislike, 'Do you have a free slot tomorrow?'
Ewww
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Yes, what time do you open/close? annoys me too. If it's by text I will usually ignore or if feeling crabby will reply 'I am not the Post Office!'
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i HATE it when they say 'slot' *cringe*
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Ugh. Add to the list:
"What time do you start"- well I can't start on my bloody own, can I?!
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Apart from the ones mentioned mine is when you say you are available during a certain time period, ie 5pm-8pm and they go 'Yeah that's fine will come sometime during then'.
Ummm no you need to give an actual time eejit :FF
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Or "What time can you start?" I say 11. They say "Can't you do any earlier?" :FF
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I dont like guys Q'ing why I dont do incalls.
"Why dont you do incalls"
Why does that matter? Its not going to change my situation!! :FF
Or some of them begging to come over
"If you did an incall, I will be quick, promise"
#ByeFelicia ;D
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always makes me laugh "do you have any openings/spaces available" most pretend they've not said it on purpose but I usually chuckle & say boom boom. I'm easily amused. ;)
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I dont hate it, its a pretty normal question if you worked in brothel before, its like a shop and has set opening hours.
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Or "What time can you start?" I say 11. They say "Can't you do any earlier?" :FF
Power Trip
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" Have you been busy" gets my blood boiling.
" What's the earliest slot you have available"?..." I want to be your first client". :FF
Do I look like flipping disneyland! ...Next time I should say " my legs are open at 10 am. Any later and you'l just waste most of your time queuing.
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Are you workin?
As their greeting. If I'm answering my phone I'm not 'working', when I'm with a client I don't answer the phone. I guess he wants to know my availability that day, so I'll either say yes or no depending on whether I am available for a booking or not. I've not had an enquiry start out with these words, end up in a booking. They usually haven't read my website and are requiring something/someone different.
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Or "What time can you start?" I say 11. They say "Can't you do any earlier?" :FF
Power Trip
Yep, he doesn't want to be just another punter he wants to feel like he's 'the special boy' who gets special treatment from his local prostitute...It makes his ego swell to think he has the power to have someone actually listen to him (Because nobody else in his sad little life will give him the time of day) Oh and if/when someone does change their working hours to accommodate him, he will ALWAYS do a no show.
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I can't stand it either. I tell them am not a one woman massage parlour and I start when I have my first booking.
Equally annoying is that time business. It's as though they think we're psychic. If they can only do 2 to 3pm, why not say so in the first place?!