he got very sh*tty about it. He was ranting and raving about how it was a Chanel lipstick...

His ranting and raving would send my alarm bells ringing!

Not crazy at all, I've had punters pull out toys from a side drawer in their family home - evidence of children and partner. Expected to use them on me, even if I was interested it would be washed and condom covered first.

Same. Some clients never wash their used toys, you can see a layer of crust. Its appalling

I'd have snatched it off him & made HIM wear it whilst throwing a 3 day old pair of my dirty knickers in his face asking "how do you like that in your face?" WTF is wrong with these clowns. Note to self; I really need to start doing BDSM.

Right? Some days my rage slash Hurricane Celeste is so great I think I should get into that side of it, but it just seems soooo icky.

Just had a request: he wanted to be tied to the bed, made to cum over & over & force fed his own semen.🤢🤢🤢

Where are you getting the information that I DO this shit? I'm GFE!!! *jumping up & down*
G motherfucking FE!!!

Sorry. Derailed the thread there for a mo *mutters darkly*.

Agreed. I am so glad you all agree. He wanted me to smear it everywhere too, and I just keep thinking of all the damn germs on it...

I would have smeared it on his arse and then stick it up his arse and tell him to fuck off. Was  it in Bristol by any chance?

I feel sorry for the girlfriend and I don't even know her !!