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Dynamite Doll

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #45 on: 12 July 2019, 05:58:13 pm »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 12 July 2019, 11:11:35 am
Him: Are you available?
Me: Yes I am. What's your name?
Him: Huh! I'll give you my full name if you give me yours!
Me: Why would I want your full name? I just need something to call you
Him: Why?
Me: Well it's a bit more friendly than "Hello client number 3", don't you think?

Against my better judgment I booked him in, he turned out to be off his face on coke  :FF

 ;D ;D ;D ;D client number 3 hahaha
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saltysweet

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #46 on: 12 July 2019, 06:09:23 pm »
I had this kind of convo twice this week-maybe they expect a grunting hog to pick up the phone.

Random - Are you the receptionist?
Me - No
Random - You sound like the receptionist....but I don't mind. I suppose you have to screen.
Me - Can only a receptionist screen?
Random - Yes
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Rosesugar

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #47 on: 14 July 2019, 02:45:33 pm »
I just say hi then my name then wait to hear them talk ..
It is so difficult for them clearly.
Why do all the ones who say babe darling hun become time wasters?
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saltysweet

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #48 on: 14 July 2019, 04:17:45 pm »
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« Last Edit: 14 July 2019, 04:27:36 pm by saltysweet »
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BangerRacing

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #49 on: 17 July 2019, 09:38:28 am »
A guy just barked "escort" at me yesterday.  ::) He sounded thick as shit. I had a finger slip on sms & sent "dumb fucker" instead of discarding the sms...whoops.
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SWgirl

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #50 on: 17 July 2019, 09:54:25 am »
Quote from: BangerRacing on 17 July 2019, 09:38:28 am
A guy just barked "escort" at me yesterday.  ::) He sounded thick as shit. I had a finger slip on sms & sent "dumb fucker" instead of discarding the sms...whoops.

Reading this made my day!

I had to explain to a client that I don’t see robots the other day and need to be capable of forming more than one word sentences.

Honestly the way we are spoken to baffles me.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #51 on: 17 July 2019, 03:24:21 pm »
Ring ring.

"Good morning, this is Celeste."

Him:Who is this?

🙄"Good morning, this is CELESTE."

Him: Is this Celeste?

"This IS Celeste. I've said that now 3x. Are you listening to me?"

Him: This is too contentious for me. *hangs up*
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Kay

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #52 on: 17 July 2019, 03:53:31 pm »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 17 July 2019, 03:24:21 pm
Ring ring.

"Good morning, this is Celeste."

Him:Who is this?

🙄"Good morning, this is CELESTE."

Him: Is this Celeste?

"This IS Celeste. I've said that now 3x. Are you listening to me?"

Him: This is too contentious for me. *hangs up*

I don't even answer that. If someone calls me, then asks who it is, I just say, "Well, you called ME..."
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Mirror

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #53 on: 17 July 2019, 04:08:38 pm »
Quote from: Kay on 17 July 2019, 03:53:31 pm
I don't even answer that. If someone calls me, then asks who it is, I just say, "Well, you called ME..."

I ask them who they think they are calling, or wish to contact.
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Justine

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #54 on: 17 July 2019, 05:23:58 pm »
Quote from: Kay on 17 July 2019, 03:53:31 pm
I don't even answer that. If someone calls me, then asks who it is, I just say, "Well, you called ME..."

Me too. I never say my name when I answer the phone, I ask who they are calling if they have not said is this Justine?

If they hesitate and not sure of my name it means they could be phoning many on a list and are up to no good. It still doesn't make me divulge my name to them. This is all part of screening and can cut out a number of time wasters. 
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Mirror

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #55 on: 17 July 2019, 07:33:32 pm »
Quote from: Justine on 17 July 2019, 05:23:58 pm
Me too. I never say my name when I answer the phone, I ask who they are calling if they have not said is this Justine?

If they hesitate and not sure of my name it means they could be phoning many on a list and are up to no good. It still doesn't make me divulge my name to them. This is all part of screening and can cut out a number of time wasters.

Can also be a genuine wrong number (and for many reasons).
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Kay

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #56 on: 17 July 2019, 07:43:53 pm »
Quote from: Mirror on 17 July 2019, 07:33:32 pm
Can also be a genuine wrong number (and for many reasons).

It doesn't make sense if you phone a number and say, "Who is this?". If you weren't sure of the number you'd say, "Hi, is that Mirror?"
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Hazel1990

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Re: A Clients FIRST sentence when you answer their phone call...
« Reply #57 on: 17 July 2019, 11:10:19 pm »
I had this today...
Via text
HIM-ARE YOU FREE AND WHAT TIME
ME-WHO IS THIS?
HIM- A client wanting your service.

Does he really think I'm going to persue that conversation?  >:(
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