Had a call from a guy supposedly representing the 118 directory service. Apparently, they get calls 'all the time' from men requesting contact numbers for escorts and have a long list from which they pick.    the next few moments were taken up with me saying 'what the 118?' And you find theses numbers and are happy to give them out?' And 'what the 118?!'. Quite a few more times. But yes, he assured me. 'Ok' says me 'can I have the number for a nuclear missile supplier' not that I'm suggesting a sesh with me is that explosive. He ploughed manfully on. 118, have picked little ol me to offer this deal ; for any bookings they refer to me its just ?10 charge to myself, and get this, only if the booking actually takes place! At this point I openly started laughing and expressed how dubious I was to the genuineness of the offer and disconnected. Wish I hadn't though, the mind boggles. Would the men with moustaches jog up to my door 'did u get the job Kizz?' And 118 training programmes 'no stacey. Owo is oral without, not only wanking offered!' Lol. It amused me! 

An ex-flatmate of mine used to work for 118, he made really good money by getting escorts and parlours to sign up! I wasn't working at the time, so didn't pay much attention, but he must have done soemthing right as they always renewed!

Not sure about the ?10 fee though, I can't see how that would be enforced..?