This guy has phoned me a few times but never got round to booking me. He wanted to come last minute for half an hour.

So he came, avoided the topic of payment and then I said ok that’s £100 for half an hour. He acted all shocked saying he swore it was only £60/£70. Never has been and never will be. But still he was trying to entertain conversation like I was going to do him an offer or something, I said ‘are you going to pay me? Because if not then get the f*ck out’

He left without an argument ‭079807981**

I’m having a few of these idiots lately, giving their Oscar worthy performance, pretending they were unaware of the price, hoping I will feel sorry for them and give them a discount