Right, I've left in the thief, the haggler and the abusive texter, since they patently deserve to have their moment here. The remainder was just a list of numbers with no explanation or details as to why they've been included, and we don't publish these here.
Dylan, please read the specific board rules before posting in this section again. And bear in mind that stupid texts and calls are part of the job, and once you're no longer 'new', the majority will move on to somebody else.