Have seen this guy twice before and he's already pissed me off asking for discounts and had no-showed me once before.

Tonight he booked for 9pm, asked for 15 mins, tried to haggle the price/services again. He asked me to answer the door naked, I refused due to shared entrance. Asked me for postcode, which I sent. I asked him to ring when parked, as per my normal process. He texted instead. I asked him to ring when at door. He called 5 mins later saying he was at the door. I answered, nobody there. Called his phone, it rang out. Texted saying "WTF are you". He texted back 10 mins later saying "Sorry I got cold feet, I'm outside now".

Like a fucking muppet I went to the front door again, of course he wasn't there. He's now texting trying to get me to open the bloody door again, fucking waster. I am hoping he's sat at home or in the pub having a laugh with his mates and isn't actually hanging around my street taking photos from behind a car or summat 

AW username "Lightn***Pil**", goes by "Adam", late 40s white British, about 5'5, skinny, small cock. Phone number 07725 7739**