This prick has been trying to book me for ages, but our times always clashed. Finally this week, we were both free at the same time. He passed all my vetting criteria.
Off I went, arrived at his place near Tufnell Park, N8. He opened the door, and acted all confused like he was waiting for someone from dpd to collect.
I should have walked away but I called him out for his behaviour because it was him.

Anyway the number 078529597**