Just had a guy ring me from AdultWork, arranged that he'd come to the top of the road and ring again to get the flat number. A two minute walk took him ten minutes.

He arrives and starts looking around very shiftily, asking whether the flat was student accommodation. I ask if he'd like a shower, he declines, I tell him it's required and that I need the fee before he gets in the shower. He walks into the bathroom and starts studying everything intently, including the contents of my bin. He doesn't touch the towel I offer him and becomes hostile as I reiterate that the fee must be payed first. I ask him why he's acting strangely, which makes him act stranger. I then have to make him leave. Seemed to have the potential to get very nasty if he wasn't pushed out the door.

He's bald, gappy teeth, about 5'10, generally quite unpleasant to look at. Rather unsettling toddler voice. 077715912**.