Just had a booking with a new client. He was a total pain in the ass actually.

He booked with me for 30 minutes  then a hr later (30 mins before booking time) started texting saying he had called loads? But I had no missed calls which I told him and then asked him to call again.
He called we had a chat, he said he liked to check profile info and that I'm British - OK fair enough.

So I started to get ready and as I always do put my phone on silent 20 mins before booking time as my phone rings off the hook all of the time and I don't like being detracted when getting Ready. Plus I can forget to do it before a booking starts so this is easier all round.

 I check My phone as I always do 5 min before booking to send room number - I notice 10 mins before booking time he had text 3 tines saying he has just parked up. Another saying room no plz. Then another saying are you ready one after another with seconds between all. He had also rang 4 times??
I text with the room number and told him I'm ready.

He then came up,  straight away started moaning that he didn't know what going on as I didn't answer, he was just being a knob like really ryde I'm his manner.
I explained I do not answer my phone until 5 mins before any booking. I mean his booking started at half past so why he thought texting 3 times and calling 4 times at 18 mins past and not getting an answer is cause to panic is beyond me. I explained  While I'm getting ready my phone is always on silent so I'm not sidetracked by calls etc. He's didn't seem to believe me, but I didn't really gives damn.

Anyway booking starts he put money on the table, then, goes  to the toilet I just picked it up and put it in the draw.  I didnt count it as it all looked there.
During the booking I noticed his hygiene wasn't up to scratch, he smelt clean but his penis was far from clean (very cheesey) luckily I did ow, I wouldn't have been please if it had been owo.
Anyway after he left I took money from the draw to move it and realised it was ?5 short. I know it's not much and to be honest if he hadn't of been a pain I would of just forgot about it and put it down as a lesson learned but if he's done it once and got away with it he will most probably try it again maybe for more next time. I have a weird feeling he did this on purpose.

His number is 077398509**
Gave the name David?
6ft Tall, 40's, fat stomach (quite loose) short thinning brown hair.