What a dreadfully sad man.
This fool rang me Tuesday 25th February asking me to spend the coming weekend with him at a hotel in Chesterfield.
Instant alarm bells, gave me all the cheesy compliments of having such a nice profile (recently submitted on adultzone), beautiful pics, gorgeous girl- blah, blah, blah.
Told him I was unable to commit to a full weekend and why not just book an hour or two.
He sounds plausible but totally sleazy, trying to win you over with the shit that just falls out of his mouth.
An obvious smoker and just way over the top, emphasising how he is such a genuine guy, not a timewaster at all and how I'm going to have such a fabulous time with him.
He says he's staying at the hotel in Chesterfield till Thursday as he's in the area on business, then going home and will return to the same hotel on Saturday, but would I do the overnighter on Sunday. He even text the hotel details, directions to the hotel from the M1, and that he will text the room number on Saturday once he's checked in and gave me his name- Geoff Ward.
Saddo rings yesterday afternoon just for 'a chat' and to see what I'm 'up to'. Says he's in Lincolnshire today- he's there on holiday!!
Erm, not the best of liars as he's clearly not able to remember that he should be telling me he's in Chesterfield not Lincolnshire- DOH!
Make a mental note and cruelly play along with him as I've no bookings and it's a choice on the telly of Dickinsons real deal or Jezza Kyle.
Gives me all his cheesy compliments, again ( yawn) and how I'm going to have a fantastic time ( yawn), will I be driving?, do I drink?- what drink do I like, he knows how to treat a lady, how to show a girl a good time, etc
He then says because he's away from home on holiday and that his bank will be closed on Saturday to do an over the counter cash withdrawal from his savings account to pay me- would he be okay to pay me on Monday once the bank opens and he can withdraw the cash straight from his savings account and hand it to me.
I had to bite my tongue to stop myself laughing and politely told him that a booking was cash upfront, not after.
His tone totally changed, how dare I insinuate he's not going to pay me, he's a straight up, genuine guy.. You know he doesn't do this often, his friend does and his friend has told him he always pays the girls after ( the friend must be his delusional doppleganger alter ego).
Told him I couldn't understand why he was calling a WG in Bradford to travel to Chesterfield when there are plenty of WG's in South Yorkshire. He was clearly miffed and said well I'll look for a nicer one.
Said it had been a pleasure
chatting to him and wished him luck in his search for a South Yorkshire girl.
Vaccuming the house this morning and suddenly remembered this thread. Same guy, same drivel.
His number 079238099**