Got a text late last night asking for a booking. I explained I wasn't available so late, or all day today, but would be back on Thursday. The guy seemed a bit thick and probably a timewaster, but I was bored and trying to get to sleep so I replied to his texts. He asked me a bit about my boob job, about if I'd ever done porn, and some other harmless stuff I can't remember.
Then he asked me "do u have a pimp?". If someone asks me something like that over the phone I give benefit of the doubt and assume they're worried about the law, but from this guy I was pretty sure he was taking the piss so I sent back a slightly snappy reply, and at this point saved his number in my phone under 'Mr Insulting'. Then I turned off my phone and went to sleep.
This morning three more - "u have aids x" "do u ass fuck r did ur dad do that to u? x" and "u have the best boobs ever". I decided to ignore at this point. A little bit later I got a text from him "u working today?" I sent back "you're not getting a booking, check your sentbox from last night if you're too drunk to remember".
Then I got a stream of abusive text calling me a lowlife who fucks for money, saying I was 'too thick' to get a real job. Then instant personality shift saying I looked like Kylie Minogue and saying he was sorry, but that he was 'just a drunk' and a 'prized dickhead'.
Whether he's a drunk with mood swings or just a nasty timewaster, I'd say it would be a very bad idea to ever let him get into the same room with a lady, and unless (like me) you have a thick skin and love conflict, he's really not worth even replying to. His number is 077693146** and I'm happy to send the full number to anyone who wants it.