Hi There,

This guy called me today, and alarm bells rang instantly as he sounded like he was just after phone sex. I told him to get to my nearest tube station and call me from there. When he called, I asked how he was. 'Oh, I'm so horny for you!'. Struck me as a bit of an odd thing to say when you're standing outside of a tube station in public! So I asked him to give me some landmarks... he gave me some vague ones, but nothing solid. There's plenty of things he could have said, but he just put the phone down.

I then proceeded to get a load of nasty, threatening texts. They were all within 10-20 mins of him hanging up, which kind of shows he wasn't there to begin with as he didn't get on a tube. I also got one half an hour later saying 'BTW, I was standing outside the such&such pub!' Ok...well.. if he was, why didn't he just say that?!

Anyway, he's still sending nasty texts, with stuff like 'Just see what the fuck I can do bitch.' Eeeexcellent. Just goes to show, NEVER give out your full address!

He's got a strong kiwi accent, and doesn't sound like he has a full picnic...

079430086**