So I reply to this ad on the craigslist employment section  (the spa & fitness part). It went something along the lines of: "Naturist massage place looking for therapists. No sex involved"  (August has been very slow for me so I thought getting a one day a week shift in a spa wouldn't be  bad idea). So I e-mail him. The guy calls me back. Has very proper white British accent and sounds incredibly polite. He tells me his place is very busy and he'd rather see me in person than give any more details on the phone (first warning alarm). He also tells me "this is a very long appointment so be ready to be here for a couple of hours (second warning alarm). I show up with a friend (she stays in the car) in Belsize neighbourhood (London). It's his private apartment (not a spa) . On top of it there's no treatment rooms (just a bed!). Despite it's the middle of the week and his place is "always very busy" there's no girls working there ("they went out for lunch" he says. yeah right). Of course he wants a nude massage to "test me". 5 minutes I storm the hell out of there in angry manner.  I'm sure a couple of naive newbies have fallen for this crap. I don't know if the guy is dangerous or not because I never got to find out. He's definately not a massage place owner but wants to get freebies (and who knows what more). He's a creep and keeps posting ads in CL employment section looking for masseuses.

07923247*** goes by the name "paul"

(sorry maybe I should have posted this on the timewasters, not the dangerous clients. mods feel free to move it)