Do those checks, Ladies!

Just had a call from Mark wanting a 2 hour appointment at the hilton Paddington. I was a bit suspicious because it's rare to get hotel outcalls on a weekend, and thank goodness I was! Called the room 3 times, no answer, and no reply to my text. Number is 075563**901.

What sort of idiot calls up in this weather asking women to trudge across town in their sussies when it's freeeeeezing?!