Gave his name as John
Number is 079343051**

He  text at 8.35 for a 30min appt at 9am
He text at 8.55 asking if he could bank transfer and if we can do anal
I explained cash only and anal only available in longer bookings
He called at 9 to say he'd arrived but was in the wrong street, his phone was on 1% battery and he was really keen for my door number which I don't give, just directions on how to get to my house.

On arrival he was clearly hungover, white, British with local north east accent, mid to late 30s, 5ft8 ish, dark hair and stubble. Dressed in blue jumper and grey trackie bottoms with black trainers.

Seemed shifty about going upstairs for some reason, I put his phone on charge for him and he told me he only had enough money for a 15min booking.

Got down to business and he was a bit rough but not too bad, he bent me over the bed to rim me then when he stood up tried to BB me.  I warned him that wasn't a service I offer and not to try it again.

Moved to giving him oral and hand job on the bed when he came. He said he wanted to go twice, I told him that wasn't an option in a 15min booking and I cleaned him up. He didn't move from my bed and asked for me to play with my tits and go down on me as he wanted to make me cum, we still had time so I lay back and let him.

Then he tried to get on top for 69, I pushed him off the bed and told him to get out. He got dressed saying he just wanted a good time, I chewed him out for his disrespect and warned him to leave immediately, he got his phone from where I had it on charge and I think would have gone for his money back if I hadn't already picked it up and put it in my dressing gown pocket. He also noticed I had my phone in my hand so left, he didn't apologise but did say he wasn't trying to hurt or offend me.

Part of me wonders if everything in the run up to the booking was meant to make me off balance or it could be he's just an idiot but either way it was a deeply uncomfortable booking.