Oh Paris.... you go girl... wish you had called me... I would have waited for him...I would have loved to open the door or just sit on stairs to smile....grrrrr.... he did not tell me any of this when he was on phone.... lol.... I assume it was the same number? I am amazed he tried it again.

I have the very usefull gift of being able to remember  the weirdest things  ( im great at pub quiz cos of this and trivial pursuit lol )   - its  almost subconsicously - i had read this thread a few months back and when i was speaking to him things just started to whir in my little brain  so i  started thinking where i had read it and got on here as its mostly on here that i read tw warnings and there it was
i would have like to have wound him up by directing  here there and everywhere and into the canals   but dont know  chester that well 
         

Is right Paris 

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

I had this guy yesterday, booked a 3 some. Cypriot by name of Marcus! Wanted full hour for ?200. Had booked the day before but rang back on a couple of occasions to make sure we had lots of different high heeled shoes that he could choose from... No fishnet stockings, doesn't like 'em! No probs, said I!!
I suppose 'cos we've been busy lately, I didn't give his request much thought, (had a lot more unusual than that!)

I had another guy who wanted to visit around the same time who was in local pub when rang to confirm. I told him, 'sorry, already have booking'... something made me text him back and ask him if he wanted me to ring him if booking didn't go ahead as planned... he said, 'yes please!'

Cue Cypriot guy, on time of course! 'Heeeello, me Marcus! Me no able to find banko',(this is how he talked!) Me have ?40 in Ingleeeesh moneys and many Cypriot notes, is ok yes? we go to bank later...you show me were bank is yes?'... Bells ringing like mad in my head by this time of course!! Thanks to you all on here, I had the courage and the confidence to deal with this guy in no uncertain terms! Backed up by a text I sent immediately after he'd left, telling him I had his car reg no. and would ring police if he so much as came near the place again!!
The beauty of it all tho' was, I rang the guy in the pub, he came round within 5 minutes and paid us over the odds for half an hour. He was polite, good looking and a nice easy job!!!

Sometimes the gods do seem to understand us;-)xwx

Errr I've just had a call from a guy saying he's from Cyprus, he asked my rates and during the conversation I mentioned being offered Cypriot pounds in the past, making it quite clear I only accept sterling.  Let's just say the call suddenly cut out...........

If anyone would like his number please pm me.