Ladies please be aware someone paid for a half hour with me with one hundred pounds worth of twenty pound notes in central Bristol. I don't know which client it was as I'm on tour and took all the days money to the bank. Nearly died when they came up as fakes. Please get yourselves one of those pens to swipe across the notes. It's very humiliating as the bank have to fill out forms and get the manager to double check.


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