Hey. I had a guy call me today to make a booking for 45 minutes - he wanted watersports on him & full service.
He arrived. London accent, 5”11 ish, white male, 30-35ish, bald head, stubble, decent enough looking guy. Says he stays in the [hotel] pretty much every Friday with work.
Anyway, my fault that I didn’t take payment up front, and oddly enough I did think during the booking I really should have asked for the money - but since this has never happened to me before, I thought it would be fine.
Anyway, did the watersports and he was really excited, started OW and he came instantly. So basically 15 minutes into the booking.
Asked to not be charged the full 45 mins, so I said okay I’d just charge for 15 minutes which is £50. I could tell her probably thought that was steep for me basically just weeing on him, haha.
Then tells me he forgot to get cash Cos he was rushing to me, so we both went down to the cash point and he messed about with it for a while before saying it wouldn’t give money. I should have asked him to try again so I could see, but I didn’t. Asked him for bank transfer, Paypal, cash back In Sainsbury’s, Nope, can’t do it. Basically can’t do anything I suggest.
Usual blab “I promise I’ll come back and give you your money, I have a daughter I’m not a c**t, I promise” he even told me to take his watch so I’d know he’s gonna come back. I didn’t. To be honest, I was annoyed and expecting another client, I kind of just wanted to get away from him, so off he went to “get money” and to never return. I knew he wouldn’t.
So, my fault and lesson learned to never trust anyone & always payment up front (obvious, I know!) but also a warning to anyone that this guy doesn’t wanna pay. I’m just glad we didn’t finish the whole 45 mins and all I did was wee on him!
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