Very strange client.  I thought he was a bit slow or something but he gave me the creeps.  He was half an hour late.  Didn't follow simple instructions.  Turned up at the door in a filthy T-shirt looking shifty and not smelling great.  I got bad vibes.   He wouldn't come in properly and then made out he had left his wallet in the car.  I told him not to come back.  Give this one a swerve ladies!  He really stressed me out.

Jason, northern accent.  mid 50s, big black glasses and grey hair.  5ft 11, pot belly but slim build.  Red car, says he's from Chesterfield.
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