This idiot called me today to book an hour?s incall. I asked him where he got my details from but only received the very helpful response of ?the internet?. Anyway agreed to meet him and sent him partial address details with instructions to call me once he was on my street.  He then started sex texting me, which I promptly put a damper on with the warning that if he continued I would cancel the appointment.

He finally arrives on my street and calls and I give him my house number and then go down to open the door. He calls back to say he can?t find it! As I open my door I asked him to describe himself to me and I saw that he was down the street near a couple of shops. I tried to redirect him (with the simple instruction of ?TURN AROUND?) but perhaps due to some mental impairment on his part this was beyond him. He just kept scratching his head, looking around and generally acting like a lost idiot drawing attention to himself from the people on the street. I was also beginning to get stares standing with an open door looking a bit too good for that time of the day if you get my meaning lol

After 5 minutes of this rubbish, I got so pissed off with him that I closed my door and called him to say go home. He began raising his voice protesting that I should still see him ? something I wasn?t going to do after he made such a scene on my street and I told him so. Then he swore at me(?you stuck up slut?) and I let it rip: told him I couldn?t fuck a dumb shit like him, chances are if he can?t find my door in broad daylight he sure has no chance in hell of finding my clit so F off! Lol

Ok that was a bit OTT but he wound me up sooo much ? I?m allergic to idiots! Once back in my room he sends an apologetic grovelling text begging that I see him. I still said no after which he sent a text along the lines of ?fine bitch, if I ever see you again, I?m going to fuck you over so hard, you?ve really pissed me off you ignorant C**t?.

Yeah right I thought you have to find me first you retard! Lol. I just responded with ?Carry on sending me texts like that and I will have no hesitation with going to the police ? now go away!?. Not heard anything since but I?ve saved his number in case he tries to book again and obviously I know what he looks like.

He?s a dark skinned, Asian guy in his 40s, shabbily dressed (don?t think he knows what an iron or washing machine is for that matter!), about 5?7 and about as good looking as the Elephant Man. His English isn't fluent. He used the name ?Saf? in his booking with me. His number is 075384756**

AVOID!!!