Lol needed a good laugh this evening...Geez  talk about desperate

Nah, it's just another pimp. They have a 'group' on AW which we'd be able to look at more easily had they been able to copy and paste the link to their forum profile without fucking it up (they weren't) but the profile contains this ad, some hapless-looking newbies (none of whom are charging 500 an hour), a page for their 'agency' and also one promoting their Supa Klassy gangbangs

The agency page has a fairly prominent link to their blog included as part of the main text. There was me thinking that wasn't allowed - maybe it would be worth checking with Adultwork just so we're all clear?

Ohhhhh you're not thinking they're are breaching the aw T&C, are you? How cheeky!

Wow, it's like a pimp met a MLM bot and had a baby.

If I sign up to promote this product, can I spam my whore Twitter & Insta with photos of me in cocktail bars & Photoshopped onto sunloungers etc with cringey hashtags like #workfromhome #eliteescortlife #eliteescortdiet ? That would be cool. Kewl? I dunno, I ain't ?500 an hour so I'm not classy

Well i think their idea of high class (sorry Klass) and mine are different! I am not high class but I do ok but charge no where near the rates they mention but then I can not see them attracting clients who are happy to pay those rates which I know some ladies can charge.
I think I will just stick to being very middle of the road and turn down their generous offer to help me become high class but they have kept me entertained this morning

I don't really know where to start.  OP which part of you thought this would be a good idea and a service people would actually want or need?

Also do you have references, so names of ladies currently working as escorts who will be happy to speak on your behalf please?  How about a website?

''If you have ever imagined kicking off your corporate suit in exchange for a corset and entertaining clients with your sexual talent to earn flexible and lucrative income around your current lifestyle and if the idea of being your own boss fills you with a sense of empowerment, then my exclusive Elite Escort Mentoring Program may be what you have been searching for.''

I'm sure it probably is.  But we all know the truth is they'll be on their knees in the travelodge soon enough.

I had a look at your AW group by the way...the profiles you are managing are written in a mismatch of the first and second person, and have a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes.  You might want to proof read them.  You're welcome.

 

Well aside from anything else...is it just me or did they forget to actually leave any contact details?
Hmm yep I'd deffo pay ?99 to improve my business to someone who forgets to leave contact info on an advert...