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JadaQ

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« on: 25 April 2019, 03:33:10 am »
Good morning all,
I currently have a business in place where I ensure all escorts feel safe in their environment and enjoy their work. I currently bring my girls breakfast in the mornings, provide condoms, baby oil, wipes, towels etc and accompany you on 12 weekly health check ups.
Please message me if you are interested :)

amy

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Re: Service
« Reply #1 on: 25 April 2019, 09:24:16 am »
You'll need to give more information than this Jada - do you mean you're a maid in a brothel or recruiting for one, or are you advertising as some sort of prossie PA? What does 'my girls' mean - presumably you don't think you own some women (and I sincerely hope they are women and not 'girls')?

You'll also need to post contact details and a link if you have one, since advertisers don't have access to the PM system.

xw5

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« Reply #2 on: 25 April 2019, 11:03:49 am »
It's difficult to know where to start with this one - the breakfasts, the "you're coming with me" 12 weekly check ups, the baby oil...

.. or the overarching "at least look as though you're enjoying being treated like this!"


'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

amy

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« Reply #3 on: 25 April 2019, 11:06:03 am »
Yeah, I wondered about the baby oil. I haven't had that crap in the house, well, ever?

Hopefully the OP will come back and entertain us explain it all :).

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Re: Service
« Reply #4 on: 25 April 2019, 12:38:43 pm »
I see a new business idea for Deliveroo...
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Service
« Reply #5 on: 26 April 2019, 05:34:09 am »
Why on earth would you provide baby oil when it's the number one cause of condom breaks?

(Not to mention it honks like fuck)
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

JadaQ

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« Reply #6 on: 26 April 2019, 03:22:52 pm »
Hey ladies,
So I currently supply ladies with the things that are needed for the job. Some ask for breakfast delivery or company when attending their appointments or even ask me to make their appointments as some prefer to go private. I have also helped people with securing accommodations and have trained security on hand if any clients decide to take things too far.
Some people would say I am a PA some would say a Madam.
Think of it as someone who wants to eat but doesn’t want to attend a restaurant so they decide to use uber eats or deliveroo instead. 
My business derived from a friend who was used as a sex slave so my intentions are genuine.
Sincerely sorry if I was unclear or if I offended anyone.
If the service is not for you then that is fine.

Thank you for taking the time to read my message.

P.S- Baby oil is used for massages not lubricant :)

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« Reply #7 on: 26 April 2019, 06:17:43 pm »
Oh no this is one of the most funny posts i have seen. I do not know where to begin ;D

VoluptuousCurves

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« Reply #8 on: 27 April 2019, 10:17:02 am »
Hey ladies,
So I currently supply ladies with the things that are needed for the job. Some ask for breakfast delivery or company when attending their appointments or even ask me to make their appointments as some prefer to go private.

Bollocks.
And me, I am not a mess, I am a wilderness, yes
The undiscovered continent for you to undress

Rosesugar

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« Reply #9 on: 27 April 2019, 10:28:56 am »
JadaQ
Thanks but  no thanks .
Not sure what success you have previously with escorts. Most of us can do all for ourselves any way.


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Re: Service
« Reply #10 on: 09 June 2019, 08:47:19 am »
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« Last Edit: 26 June 2019, 07:35:53 pm by K212 »