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Title: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: PatrickCarty on 21 September 2016, 01:25:03 pm

Stunning new photographic location - Dalston Loft Apartment:

Promotional package:
Stunning loft location two hour shoot
Professional makeup and hair styling
Three outfit changes
All your images on a disc
Five images retouched
- ?520

Please feel free to call if you have any further queries or would like to book a photoshoot?

Below are some tips to help your images stand-out:

- avoid fake tan
- one sunbed before your shoot gives a beautiful skin glow and tone
- bright colours (such as Pink, Yellow, Light Blue, Orange etc)
- high quality lingerie, dresses, outfits etc
- items with an interesting cut/design
- Jeans/little shorts,  fitted Tshirt
- matching shoes

Warmest, Patrick
http://matima.me

Title: Re: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: Wailing Banshee on 25 October 2016, 12:01:14 am

Matching shoes?

As opposed to shoes that don't match? I'm fairly sure my mother told me this when I was 3 and wanted to wear a welly on one foot and sparkly slippers on the other.

Title: Re: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: Mirror on 25 October 2016, 08:19:59 am

I think he meant matched to your clothing.

Sunbed doesn't give me a glow. Good lighting and camera skill works with all skin tones.

Title: Re: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: Caledonia on 25 October 2016, 08:36:13 am

Well I don't know about others but I would look atrocious in those colours  ;D

And any decent photographer should be able to make you look amazing no matter what your colouring is.

Title: Re: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: BarbaraB on 25 October 2016, 09:20:31 am

the price is  ridiculous  and  the website  even more  :FF :FF

Title: Re: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: KDB on 25 October 2016, 08:16:16 pm

I'll be passing on a photographer that recommends any frying of the porcelain skin which has been successfully shot many a time without resorting to such damaging measures.  :FF

Title: Re: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: Caledonia on 26 October 2016, 09:42:58 am

Quote from: BarbaraB on 25 October 2016, 09:20:31 am

the price is  ridiculous  and  the website  even more  :FF :FF

I know, expecting 520 when there is a grand total of 5 photos which are probably stolen (2 definitely look like they are) is ridiculous

Title: Re: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: ana30 on 26 October 2016, 10:11:48 pm

This is the dodgiest website I've seen in a long time. I'm sorry Patrick, but this looks like a pimp's site, not a photographer. 5 stolen images (and I know they're stolen because I tineyed them) and you're asking women for 520? Do you really think women in this industry are that stupid?

Title: Re: Portfolio For ?520 Amazing Location
Post by: Nia Hope on 27 October 2016, 05:53:34 pm

Quote from: KDB on 25 October 2016, 08:16:16 pm

I'll be passing on a photographer that recommends any frying of the porcelain skin which has been successfully shot many a time without resorting to such damaging measures.  :FF

One sunbed and I'd have a lovely prickly heat complexion.