And the winner of this week's incompetent wannabe pimp award is...

By rights this should come down since the OP already has an (equally clueless) advertising thread up for his embryonic brothel empire, and only one thread per advertiser is permitted. He wouldn't know that, since despite being told to read the rules back then, it seems he still hasn't.

Since it's a good example of what not to do though, it can stay .

you may be best checking in with admin first

No, he doesn't. Ian and I have got better things to do than wetnurse some tosspot punter who (like the dickhead regular in the pub that thinks it all looks like a piece of piss and he could definitely do it better himself) can't even be bothered to read the rules before bulldozing in with his Next Big Idea and expecting the banknotes - other punters' banknotes - to come raining down out of the sky. That's why the rules are there, carefully hidden in a prominent Sticky thread right at the top titled 'Okay, Here Are The Rules'.

The other thread is an interesting read, sounds like you've changed your mind about parties.

The other thread is an interesting read, sounds like you've changed your mind about parties.

I didnt realise he had been here before as it had a 0 next to his posts x

Edit: ive just seen it... no parties lol x

It usually does if you get a guy phoning up asking if you are a party girl but you can also have adult parties,  where theres a few girls working and guys pay an entrance fee and everybody has a turn x

Thanks for clearing that up 😂

I thought party girls meant taking coke?

It does - pretty much everybody knew that. Apart from the OP, that is .

I'm only interested in parties with cocktail sausages on sticks and cake.

Tootling off topic but I agree, a proper old fashioned party or nothing!  I saw a new version of pin the tail on the donkey the other day. For adults only, pin the cock on the hunk.