Your memory might be lousy, but mine isn't. Unless you're saying that this wasn't you?

Having just had a look at your 'Should You Become An Escort' page, not only am I aghast at some of the 'advice' (which is one reason why I think it most certainly is you, since you clearly haven't learned a thing) but mystified as to why a website designer thinks it's appropriate to advise prostitutes on how, why and whether they should work, not to mention how much they should charge?

We're all ears, I'm sure.

In the United States the laws regarding escort services are similar to those in the United States. That's always handy. Are the laws regarding escort services in the United Kingdom similar to those in the United Kingdom? Or Bulgaria? Or St Lucia? Or even *whispers* Sicily? The mind boggles.

Every client of your business should be required to sign a legal agreement. The contract needs to state the services that are offered by your company. The contract should state that you are providing the client with a companion for a limited time frame for a price. Include the activities that are involved with the time spent with the client. No sexual activities or services should be mentioned in the contract. The contract should clearly state that anything that happens between the escort and the client is strictly personal and the fee that is charged for the companion services do not cover these activities.

Most clients are going to be more than willing to sign a contract as this will save them from potential legal issues as well.

Good luck with the underlined.

Do not do illegal things. What, like pimping, which is all escort agencies do in pink, fluffy "oh the old bill and judge will never think we are doing anything but introducing two people together to have a lovely night at the opera followed by civilised drinks in one's hotel room afterward" cryptic-not-cryptic language?

source: "Laws for Escort Agencies" on your site. I'm not readvertising your nonsense posting another link.

I'm crying with laughter here, thank you, even if my cereal is soggy now because I'm laughing that hard.

Ooh, I never got that far - I was watching Match of the Day. Fantastic stuff .

Oh there's tons to pick at on there I'm not sure if the OP is a website designer or a consultant for the trade - if its the latter, its pretty poor.

Another man who thinks he knows it all and can make easy money from those illiterate dumb stupid escorts hence such a high price for a simple template site that most of the others are charging ?99 for

But donchya know, apparently escorts earn thousands of pounds in a week! Clearly I must be thick as I know I certainly don't, and my foofoo concurs with that statement.

If you do website design for escorts (and agencies etc if you're not fussy) then there's a lot of competition. So what some of them do is cut and paste big quantities of text from elsewhere, often changing just enough to make it less than obvious that's what you've done*, and post it on their site in the hope that their site will do better on Google etc.

Hence escort website design sites with text like..

You are going to be glad regarding the word press site, and you will feel too challenging to generate a site, it?s simple to build a internet site with wordpress. All you need to search the tutorials available to develop a internet site with wordpress. Right after that you simply need to follow the required things to develop a site with wordpress. But in complete you should understand you will need c panel to construct a website with wordpress.

.. hoping to be big for searches including 'WordPress'.

In this case, I'm not sure if it was copied in ignorance or just written in ignorance.

* _{You can buy programs that will do these sort of 'steal and alter' posts for you.}

Well we also now know that it is indeed the same poster as the old thread I linked to, which was actually one of the instigators that led us to create this section in the first place . Since he's already been on and had a look without addressing my question, I'll give him a day or two more before I merge the two together.

SS, I'm glad you're happy with your website but in that instance, and if you want to do the bloke a favour, maybe point out to him that he's doing himself no favours whatsoever with all the patronising, ill informed rubbish on his. We're not trying to advise him how to build websites (any more than I would have the nerve to 'advise' my accountant on how to do tax returns) and there's no reason whatsoever for him to be telling us how to whore, and even more especially when he patently hasn't got a clue.

I can't comment on the escort articles & written content on his site.  I can only comment on my personal experience with him and his web design team. Programming and design wise it's been top notch work and i'm happy with his work.

But hey that's just my own personal experience with the company