Without wanting to keep you, since you're obviously so busy, some indication of who you are, where you are, some examples of your work and/or details of your industry experience plus some way of contacting you (should anybody wish to) might not hurt?

EDIT: Having looked again, could you enlighten us as to what you mean by 'service swap'? You are, hopefully, aware that the people on this board provide sexual services which you have to pay cash to partake of, and if we wish to use the professional services of somebody else we will do likewise? That's how business works, at least to anybody who is even remotely professional and above board. Apart from anything else, we can get a website for under ?30 on this very site, and I doubt that would get you even a look at a bra strap from most of us.

Tit 

Indeed, but it doesn't hurt to have this sort of thing pop up now and again as a perfect example of the sort of thing newbies are likely to be targeted with because it helps us demonstrate what to watch out for.

The fact that the 'services' these chancers are after would probably be worth ?100+ to most of use when we can get a website for next to nothing (including Ian and Emily's template sites) from people who understand the industry and will not try to exploit them seems to pass them by altogether. Obviously what any lady does and how she pays for her advertising is up to her, but I think most of us would still rather conduct our business in a slightly more professional way and expect the people we deal with to do likewise. Unfortunately there will always be newbies who think they have no alternative  .

Ian is XW5, Emily is EmilyJones. Links are in their sigs.