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escort.lifecoach

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Law of attraction escort life coach can help you to attract money to yourself

?   Are you an independent escort who is a beginner or have you been in the profession for months or years? 
?   Are you looking for advice on how to operate properly?
?   Are you looking to increase your advertising and income?
?   Do you feel that you don?t attract money to yourself?
?   Do you want advice on how to write a business plan and cash flow forecast?
?   Do you want to know where the best places to market yourself?
?   Do you want to know how and where you can get professional photos done for nothing?
?   Do you want advice how to reduce the amount of timewasters?

Former escort is now a life coach.  I can help to get your out of any ruts, negative patterns, advise you on how to write a business plan, get free professional photos, schedule your life more efficiently, cut out the timewasters and start making money.  I offer one on one sessions or group and am available from 2pm to 7pm Mondays to Fridays. 
I require 24 hours notice. 

amy

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So you're offering a one-person's-opinion version of what we basically aim to do with this site and forum, which has a wealth of contributions from a diverse membership with a combined industry experience of well over a hundred years, is available 24 hours a day to everyone and is completely free of charge.

Yep, good luck with that.

EmilyJones

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Oh dear. ::)

Can anyone who has any of the questions mentioned in the first post of this thread please first look to our main SAAFE site: http://www.saafe.info/ It's full of completely free answers to all that sort of thing written by genuine escorts who aren't trying to take any money from you.

If you're really determined to hand over cash to a random person so they can tell you, "Schedule your bookings in a diary. Write down your targets and tick them off when reached. Go to xyz site for free/cheap photoshoots. Require confirmations for all bookings to weed out timewasters. And get lovely friends to moan/laugh about the job with" then you can pop your cheque in the post to me, thanks. ;D

Oh, also, I'll soon be offering great-value courses on things like, "Tying Your Shoelaces" and "Getting Out Of Bed Without Falling Over"! Only ?100 per hour for 1-on-1 instruction. Book now!!!

(Sorry. This topic is just hilarious!)
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ladyofthemansion

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Can you tell me how to look like a size 8 although I am an 18?
I'm glad I got all the Cynthia Payne books before the prices rocked to sky high.

amy

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Oh, also, I'll soon be offering great-value courses on things like, "Tying Your Shoelaces" and "Getting Out Of Bed Without Falling Over"! Only ?100 per hour for 1-on-1 instruction. Book now!!!


Also in this series, ?Falling Off A Log?, ?Remembering Your Name?, and ?So You Want To Coach The England Football Team??

danae

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Surely no one on here would be dumb enough to fall for this?

strawberry

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I've heard of the 'Law of attraction' thingy in a different context, and it's a load of err well just being positive and assertive. Some of the people preaching this promise untold riches, which is pushing the theory a bit too far.

Lunar Moon

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I signed up - found it very informative, started earning loads more money.............................................then I woke up  ;D
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The 'Law Of Attraction' is taken from the book 'The Secret'... And yeah, its all about upbeat thinking...! Think it and you can do it! A healthy mental attitude!
Say it with me: "Cheesecake makes you slim! Cheesecake makes you slim! Cheesecake makes you slim!..." Apparently the law of attraction states that if i truly believe cheesecake is slimming then it really will be slimming! Sweet!
I am not selling sex! I'm selling condoms with free demonstration!

amy

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The 'Law Of Attraction' is taken from the book 'The Secret'... And yeah, its all about upbeat thinking...! Think it and you can do it! A healthy mental attitude!
Say it with me: "Cheesecake makes you slim! Cheesecake makes you slim! Cheesecake makes you slim!..." Apparently the law of attraction states that if i truly believe cheesecake is slimming then it really will be slimming! Sweet!

*thinks about cheesy chips*

Dani

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*thinks about cheesy chips*

Will it work with home made apple crumble with lashings of double cream???
Truth is far more important than what one wants to hear. With truth there is no us and them or colour or religion there is just fact

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The 'Law Of Attraction' is taken from the book 'The Secret'... And yeah, its all about upbeat thinking...! Think it and you can do it! A healthy mental attitude!
Say it with me: "Cheesecake makes you slim! Cheesecake makes you slim! Cheesecake makes you slim!..." Apparently the law of attraction states that if i truly believe cheesecake is slimming then it really will be slimming! Sweet!
Will that work on the chinese takeaway I've just eaten ;) xxx

Coty

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Slighty going off on a tangent as it's nothing to do with escorting, but I got asked to sign up for a thing called, A Note from the Universe, which is a similar concept to The Secret and law of attraction.........so I signed up and put my name as Bitch.

It's soooo funny getting their emails.....here's an example......
Just because someone may find fault, cast stones, or disagree with you, Bitch, doesn't mean they don't adore you.
Actually, Bitch, it's these same folks who usually do.
I use to do that in role playing computer games too...call myself Bitch or C**t, so the other characters called you it all the time! So much more fun! "Hey C**t, can I interest you in buying this potion!"