Bless. Yes, asking a lying pimp who has registered multiple accounts against forum rules and can't even knock a website together without stealing another pimps text to explain themselves rather than just banning them outright is entirely unreasonable. What was I thinking?
Since it's upset you so much, I'll skip the benefit of the doubt angle, so both accounts are now banned. And if you're moving to Glasgow to look for your missing punctuation, I don't think that's where it is.