Yeah I got that..and quickly discarded 

Hello

I own a new UK nationwide escorts site at [unfinished bizarre-looking site with all that Lorum Ipsum stuff still in the sidebar] and I would very much welcome you to be amongst the first to join the site. I am looking to recruit new escorts from all over the UK and the site itself is due to receive heavy national promotion shortly.

The business model works as follows:

You submit a listing on the website at: [even I know I'm pushing my luck here]

Once reviewed and approved you will be listed on the site.

Customers will telephone us to arrange an appointment and in turn we will telephone you check if this is convenient. If it is mutually convenient then we will provide you with the client's contact details so you can arrange the meeting.

Your contact details remain completely private up to the point of booking, at which point you can choose whether or not to provide direct contact information to the client.

[removed] will charge you 20% of your fee for the bookings you receive. AFTER the booking has occurred, and only after we have confirmed with you the meeting actually took place - we will txt you a couple of hours after the meet to check. You will pay us at the end of each week, into a bank account, details of which will be provided at the time.

This will be done very much on a trust basis, and should we find that no commissions are forthcoming after several meetings, then we shall have no alternative but to remove your listing.

We envisage driving a great deal or targeted traffic to the website and therefore would very much encourage you to submit your entry .

This is very much a new website, and we welcome ANY feedback regards ease of signing up and any other information or features you feel would work for you, the customers and [removed].

Thank you so much for your time, and I really look forward to seeing you at [removed] very soon!

Regards

 Martin