We are on topic. The wording in your advertising prose is terrible:
"British Escorts Directory has a category, Escorts on Tour, this is the right thing for you to relax and enjoy life. These women will meet your demands wherever you are, regardless of your age and your appearance. They have special sets of skills that will blow you away, you won't believe such abilities even exist. Their ability to make you the happiest man alive is their trademark, let them lead the way and you'll mark this day as the beginning of the rest of your life. If you're looking for an adventure or just a date for tonight, you've come knocking on the right door, they will make all of your problems disappear instantly."
You don't seem to understand the concept of tours, and I'm dying to know what special sets of skills will be bestowed upon me if I get on a train to Cardiff?