I require attractive ladies between the ages of 18-35 to join my agency. We are located in the South East but require ladies from up and down the country as we operate nationally. Major areas I would be looking to recruit from are: London, Chelmsford, Colchester, Kent, Surrey, Cambridge, Milton Keynes etc as well as many more. So contact me at 07955659473 or email me with you details includiing your location at forbiddenfruit24@hotmail.co.uk and I'll let you know if you are suitable.

You have the opportunity to earn up to ?90 an hour and there are no REGISTRATION FEES to join my agency.

Any ladies who are interested in knowing more contact Lucy on 07955659473 or email me as stated above at forbiddenfruit24@hotmail.co.uk. Don't be embarrassed about contacting me for information also, I am very friendly and willing to help with any questions you may have.

Lucy x





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I am nice very old lady. Can I have more money because I have much experience?x

Thanks LadyoftheMansion. I have just had the first smile of the day reading that post.  Roll on Friday.

Hahahahahaaaa! Friday that has just made me spit my tea out! x x x x

I had a look at your website. It's hard to read, and doesn't say where the ladies are located. Calling ladies idiots is not exactly the best way to promote yourself.

Well you are on an indie site. It still doesn't make you sound like someone I'd like to work for (and I actually work for an agency as well).

But thats not particularly helpful for the client is it? Say he wants to book Krystal- but Krystal is in London and he is in Glasgow, he then has to ring up just to find out you have no girls in Glasgow. Surely a rough idea of where the ladies are would narrow down his selection. Furthermore, why would a client want a national agency (which isn't even clear about the location of the girls) when he could choose one that had a selection of girls, all local to him? It doesn't make much sense to me.

xx

Also, one of your posts says 110 an hour and the other one says 90 an hour ...

And for the love of all that's holy, hire a web designer.

I didn't call the ladies idiots I called the select few who are spamming my post and have no interest in working for an agency idiots. I have no patience for time wasters who are trying to be clever.

For the record my girls are located nationally all over the UK which it states on my website.

Where are all the genuine girls who actually want to work?

The genuine 'girls' who want to work are doing exactly that, and mostly without having to pay a pimp a big chunk of their earnings for doing fuck all bar taking a few phone calls.

I suggest you read the rules for advertisers at the top of this section, and keep a civil tone to your posts - the members here can and will critique your site in any way they see fit as that is what this section is for, and if you don't like it you shouldn't have posted. Either way, any more petulant whining and you're going on Mute. That said, can we try to keep comments relevant please Lottie, and stop pissing about? It's incredibly tiresome to read.

I'd quite like to know why the hourly rate has suddenly shrivelled by ?20 too, btw.