This.Is.Good
In general, I award little, none or completely neutral response, especially if there is any slight proclivity towards a sub persuasion emanating from their feeble scribing for fear of affording them any, inadvertent, complimentary titillation! Had a productive day's work today, the world hadn't presented my face with too much overt bullshit, the pot of tea I'd prepared for my boyfriend's imminent return from work brewed just in perfect time for him coming home, home that is, brandishing a couple of 'not-a-fiver-a-bottle-bottle-of-wine' and some organic chicken, soon to be offered on a plate of divine creamy sauce!
This.Is.Bad
I.AM.NOT.FUCKING.SPARTUCUS.I.AM.PHIL.THE.FUCK-FACE.FANTASIST.
As I say, I indulged myself on this occasion. Well, he's clearly bothering not just myself but significant numbers of Girls Working!
"Hi my name is Phil"
"Hixxx"
"Hix"
"Hi my name is Phil"
"Hi my name is Phil"
"So?"
"Well don't matter"
"I've said hi and now I'm saying bye"
"You took it upon yourself to text my phone with inane, monosyllabic, banal texts to MY phone. Explain yourself"
"Oh just go away"
"Seriously, dude, stop invading young women's consciousness with your droll, repetitive, unimaginative, uninspired, moronic, banalities. You are laughably vacuous, infamous in the universality of scorn bestowed upon your ubiquitous, unwelcome (un)presence. The archetypal 'not-even-if-you-were-the-last-man-alive,-mate'!"
As was so poetically surmised above; 'THE ULTIMATE TEXT RETARD'