He hassled me for 4 days while I was on tour in Kent. Every time trying to make an appointment out of regular hours- after 9pm or 7.30am .
Calling himself James. He is a prolific texter and when he calls he has a belfast accent. I asked him why so early and he said I am an early riser and I like morning sex.
On Saturday I happened to sleep at the working flat because I was tired and busy so I told him to come in the morning. I didn't trust him from the outset I even told my friend he was a timewaster. So I told him to bring a bottle of milk with him to see what he would say. He told me he was coming from Ramsgate and wld be 25 mins and then he texted his progress at 5 mins away. The 5 mins away text he also said -
"is it possible for you to literally grab me as I come through the door, i love that scenario, and it saves any awkwardness x"
I never play around. So when the door knocked I opened and it was an electrician in overalls and coming from his work van with matching logos on. I invited him in and took the milk thanked him put it on the side table. Then I took him into the room kissed him on the cheek, and asked him if he would undress. to be honest he looked pretty suprised but took off his top anyway. I bent in and whispered in his ear that he should put the money on the sidetable and he said he thought I was paying him. Then he asked what is this anyway? I said I think we have been set up. He was pretty put out and grabbed his milk and then hesitated and we compared notes on what took place. He was genuinely suprised and I don't think he was in on it at all.
The guys phone was predictably turned off when the electrician called him. His number is 075015016**. But he will probably ditch the sim card.
Lucky for us the guy was friendly who turned up and me being a mature lady was fairly switched on to the possibility of him being a time waster. So the event went by without any problems - in fact the electrician gave me the milk and we had a nice cuppa and a laugh in the end.
Not James's intention I am sure.
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