This is my first of 2 Timewaster bookings in 2 days 
He calls himself "J" and sounded middle-aged. He initially requested an incall but when I said it wasn't possible, he agreed to a home visit outcall.
He specified "sexy stockings and tights" and asked me to let myself in..( smelled a rat, but reasoned he could be disabled or other.. )
I tried his door - sealed shut, called his number and he initially answered.
Sounded muffled/gargled/in bath..his voice was inaudible but I guess he was ..er, enjoying his own company?
The following times I tried his number it went to voicemail..
(writing this, I actually got abit worried he was dead, so have just called him witheld to check! )
He lives on a quiet residential Kirkby cul-de-sac and his number is; 079683***17
Pm me for full details..