Having read the pinned thread, I think this is the right section to put this and passes the criteria
I'm working in Plymouth, but this clients is from Torquay, hence why I've titled this Devon. This client has sent me text after text after text regarding his foot fetish. He asked about the size of my feet, about sniffing them, bringing some flip-flops for me to wear, are my toes varnished (if so, what colour), wants my feet smelly etc etc etc. He repeats questions time after time. if you don't reply to his texts, he'll resend texts until u do reply. He says "yeh?" a lot in questions, to give the impression he is cockney or maybe from Essex way.
You ignore him, then he'll ask a new question about a booking to make you answer. I only take same day bookings, but he books himself in anyway at a certain time, the day before. He asks when is best to confirm for his 4pm booking (the next day). I say anytime from midday onwards tomorrow. 6pm the same day, he confirms. FFS, I have already told you to confirm tomorrow at midday and you asked what time is best to do so
A few hours before the booking, he asks to change the time of the booking. He's p***ed me off enough by now so I say I'm booked at the time he asks. Then negotiates another time, but I genuinely have another booking it will collide with. (Thankfully), he then cancels to the following day to which I say he'll have to get in touch the following day to book that same day.
Sorry this is going on and on, but here's the texts from when he tries to book for 'day 2', following from cancelling on day 1:
Him: Shit I can't then so tell u wot babes plse can I see u instead tomorrow at 5pm ok??Xxxxxxx
Me: You'll have to contact me tomorrow hun, unless you use the booking form
Him: OK understand...wot time tomorroe plse can I contact u then hun?Xxxxx
Me Anytime from midday is no problem
Him ok hun thanku definitely tomorrow at 5 ok & I will confirm by contacting u midday alright babes??Xxxxxxx (sent this text twice)
Him (sends this text a few hours later) Hun u cool plse definitely confirm now 5pm tomorrow?X (sent this text twice cos I ignored him)
Me I said earlier that you will have to contact me tomorrow, I don't take advanced bookings via text or phonecall, only via the booking form (I've already told him this AT LEAST twice
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Him ok tomorrow wot time plse can I contact so confirm babes plse??Xx
And it went on and on, but I won't bore you, but I'm sure you get the drift
So, on 'day 2' he didn't confirm at midday like I asked him to numerous times, in fact, he never text at all that day (wooohoooo!! lol). I should have just told him that he was doing my head in and I don't feel inclined to see you, but part of me just wanted the booking out of the way but part of me didn't want him to confirm & have to put up with ANOTHER day of his endless drivel.
I really don't think he has any intention of making a booking, just a dreamer. His name was Mark, his number is: 078874925**
I'm really sorry this post is really lengthy
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Topic: Devon persistant texter/timewaster (Read 887 times)