I don't normally report timewasters as there's so many of them that I'd be doing a report every week but this guy was pretty cheeky to me and for this reason alone he deserves a report.

Last week in Edinburgh this guy contacted me via text & he had got my number from AW, he sounds like he's from Newcastle; definitely English anyway.  He wanted a 90 min appointment with face sitting, owo, cim and this was in the text so I asked him to call me for a booking which he did and then the first thing he said to me was "look this may sound weird but this is my wife's number and so after tonight I don't want you to contact it ever again so delete it after tonight & I'll give you my number to save" - this was actually a red flag but he sounded okay so I gave him the benefit of the doubt and assured him that I'd have no reason to contact him on that number anyway after the booking was finished and he asked twice if I was sure & I said of course I was, anyway he started asking if I'd tie him up in the booking & I said that I didn't have the kind of bed that had anywhere to put ropes (he wanted to bring his rope for this) & he said that it would be better if there was space to tie it however he'd just get me to tie his feet together & his arms together too, anyway I managed to book him in and there was just under an hour between the end of the phonecall & the booking time and so I sent him my postcode 30min beforehand & then straight away he started with the texts, "so what you gonna do to me then? How you gonna tie me up bla, bla, bla" & I replied that sexting wasn't part of my service & that we'd discuss all that when he got here and his text back to me is one of the reasons he's getting the report done,he said "I'm going to have to cancel this booking because your obviously a square that's shit at her job and I like to know what I'm getting first, please remember to delete this number as its my wife's, thanks"!! I replied " No I'm certainly not a 'square', I just don't provide free wanking material" and again he texted "please delete this number its my wife's" (I think he knows about reports on saafe or UM) and I replied "I had deleted the number but because you keep texting back then I keep getting the number again" and then again he replied and said sorry for wasting your time but please delete number!!  Some of you may think that his apology should stop me from writing a report but he wasn't sorry at all, he is only worried about his damn number being reported hence why he tried to make a big song & dance about it being his wife's number and that for this reason it should be deleted, honestly you'd think he could have made up a better story!!

He sounds like he's in his late 40s to early 50s at least, his number, excluding the last 2 digits is 07538 7729**

Please pm me for full number.

I've just realised that this shouldn't be under persistent timewasters, oops can it please get changed to the normal time wasting section?

Taylor in London here!
Also had this guy (please inbox for his number if someone wants to text his "wife"
Exactly the same story and languaged used. He's gone from threats to begging about me not posting on here because of her.
1) this is just a fantasy, he clearly has no wife (why would he always be using her phone!?)
2) I think there is actually something wrong with him in the head. It's sad really but my sympathy is starting to wear thin for pathetic lonely old twats at this point.
I said if he pays me for the booking I wouldn't post or text his wife. He never paid so clearly it's just a game. A fucking strange and boring one but there you go!
If he books don't bother to respond when he asks for dirty texts etc as I think he likes that.
Stay safe ladies! Xx

My friend had what sounds like the exact same guy today but in Bristol. Literally the same story word to word. Looks like he has a new number though. - 074987742**

Hello all!

Just had the delight of having my time wasted by Thomas calling from 077581180xx

He's Irish, very well spoken, wanted to book by text as he's at work but called on his break, this is apparently his wife's phone so was very keen from the off for me to delete it after the booking.

10mins before his 2 hour appointment he sent a text asking what I had planned for him when he gets here, which I didn't reply to as I was doing my make up.

5mins before his booking I receive:

"think i m going to leave it as when i see girls i like a few sexy texts before a booking and am starting to think your a bit shy/square, maybe its your age and maybe your not really up to this, find this a bit of a mood kill and it just doesnt have a good feel about this so i might make other plans sorry. could you pleas delete this number as its my wifes work phone sorry again"

He sounded like a nice normal guy but you never can tell.

Feel free to PM for his (Or his wife's!  ) number

xx

I've just got a text from him (which, according to his little fantasy he has sent to me by accident) basically saying to this imaginary 3rd person that now that he's wasted my time his debt to them is cleared...

 Apparently his imaginary friend has a grudge against me 

Oh and I normally only see new clients for an hour at first but it was slow last week 

xx

Hi guys.  Think I've just had this same guy.  Calling himself Andy.  Starts off texting asking for a two hour appointment.  Always suspicious of this as normally they call.  Told him I don't take two hour appointments without an AW account.  Asked him to phone if he wanted to book.  Exactly the same descriptions as above, wanting a two hour appointment, well spoken Irish guy, wanting all the services named above.  Number he's called me from today is 079398345**.  Saying it's his wife's work phone and the number must be deleted and he will give me his own number if we do meet.  Alarm bells started ringing in my head that I'd seen a very similar post to this in the past so said I didn't have enough time to fit him in this evening. 

Hi. My friend had the same situation as above in Birmingham