Address collector - gets room number, doesn't show, claims to have walked onto floor and then "a lady opened the door and said come on in, I'm in the shower right now"
I told him "You're a massive massive cunt and I'm guessing you have a tiny penis which makes you afraid to actually see women. I hope you fall over and get dogshit in your hair."
He then rang me back to claim that he's reported me to reception. Probably bollocks.
Phone number 075486522**
Gave name as "Terry" but comes up in truecaller as "A* M*" [asian name]