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Blather and Babble / Re: Bizarre guilt over ex clients wife
« Last Post by K212 on Today at 03:29:59 am »
Some people get very carried away with tattooing
I can understand maybe a grieving partner inking after as a memory tribute to their loved ones.
But I guess the guy felt very strongly about the wife and child enough to display it on himself

But not strongly enough to keep his top on during sex with others  :-X
Questions and Answers / Re: Do you block no shows or just save their number?
« Last Post by Hazzard on 17 August 2019, 11:58:54 pm »
I save their numbers as TW001, TW002, TW003...and so on.

Ditto 😂😂 along with twat1 twat2 twat3 and so on..
It confusing also heard you can lose the pension if it’s invested.

it's incredibly rare to lose an entire pension. The government has funds that pay out in case of fraud. NEST which is mentioned above is government backed and has had very good returns so far.
Questions and Answers / Re: Erotic massage
« Last Post by saltysweet on 17 August 2019, 11:06:07 pm »
K2, I've never been asked that question it's not a job interview. Are you overthinking?

You're paying for an educational course. I've done bags of massage courses, paid my money and get trained, no silly questions.  I think your mindset should always be that you are a legitimate massage student/professional. The fact that we do additional services involving cocks doesn't make you a lesser or inferior massage therapist. That's an easy trap to fall into.

I doubt you'll be asked such a question but if you're going to be self employed put self employed. If you don't know put that. If you're going to do a mix of both put that. Or just put any old shit and get cracking. ;D

I did a short course bought my table, practiced on clients, covered my costs for the table, did another few courses, bought my towels and massage paper, more practice and gradually improved. Then took more specialised courses in erotic-sensual massage paid for by massage sessions. Then made a massage website, and paid for that with massage earnings. As Ellie says, the skills you learn will be handy if you choose to do ITEC, BTEC which can take 4 months to 2 years, but no need to worry about that or insurance right now. No insurance policy covers dick massage.

HMRC is only interested in tax collection not qualifications. You can register as what you like with or without conventional/recognised qualifications. But let's not get bogged down in that it's not necessary at these baby steps stage.

I'd opt to do a few simple short courses of 1-7 days, set your room up, like Ellie says, practice simple moves on your clients and happy massaging. Learn as you earn.

My massage often makes more than escort services so there is light over the rainbow. ;)
Blather and Babble / Re: Describe your last booking
« Last Post by Charmaine on 17 August 2019, 11:02:52 pm »
Had a lovely very enjoyable booking with a new client. After he had gone I went to clean to have a shower and noticed his wallet on the floor . Picket it up and checked inside to find there is cards and money . Fully expecting him to call me back saying he had left his wallet behind. After an hour nothing . So I decided to text him and still no reply . This was 3 hours ago and still no reply.  I suppose he could have another phone and not seen my text or noticed his wallet is missing.
Questions and Answers / Re: Erotic massage
« Last Post by Ellie B on 17 August 2019, 10:59:42 pm »
You don't tend to be asked any weird questions but would advise you attend a Level 3 course and not just a weekend course which doesn't tend to give you more than the basics.
You can get a reasonably priced massage table from Amazon, get insurance and can do normal massage when you have days when you can't or don't want to do escorting. Smaller income but good, so you can register with HMRC as have a recognised qualification.
I offer massage as an extra within a booking and most guys really appreciate it, especially great for relieving stress and tension. They tend to turn out to be good regulars.

Blather and Babble / Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Last Post by Braziliana on 17 August 2019, 10:34:07 pm »
Bwahahahah! He would positively hate me then *snorts*. Whaddaya have on your ads/site, Salty? Something completely unreasonable like *read my ad before you contact me*?
*tsks at you*
Ya ha ha!
Blather and Babble / Re: Dry Skin, Really Sore Hands!
« Last Post by Sugar xxx on 17 August 2019, 09:49:23 pm »
Many ladies put hands covered in a moisturiser put gloves on overnight to soften the skin .
Is that something that might help  :)
Blather and Babble / Re: Describe your last booking
« Last Post by Sugar xxx on 17 August 2019, 09:45:40 pm »
An interminable half hour in which it was impossible to get him to cum. Nice chap who wants to book longer next time :(
My clothes and bag now stink of stale canabis, though he didn't dare light up while I was there.
There will never be a "next time"  :-X
that smell is vile .. :-X
Questions and Answers / Re: Slow at the minute or just me?
« Last Post by Sugar xxx on 17 August 2019, 09:43:44 pm »
I totally get this. I can only manage 2 days a week (of touring). Its completely sould destroying sitting around in hotel rooms and dealing with time wasters.

I've had a pretty good week this week, it's picked up for me. Just 2 weeks of August left and then I can go back to my normal earnings x
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