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Blather and Babble / Re: Describe your last booking
« Last Post by VoluptuousCurves on Today at 09:15:11 pm »
HAHAHAHHAAA WHAT?! Did he bring his own or ask you to supply the magnifying glass? Lmfao that’s amazing wow.
One of my first clients was a Japanese chap who just wanted to stroke my skin, kept calling me porcelain, telling me how much he ‘wanted skin just like this’, ‘the veins are perfect’.
I got major Buffalo Bill vibes like he was sizing me up for a jacket or something. Most nervous hour of my life. Lol

He brought his own magnifying glass. He also couldn't find my house as he didn't understand that British streets are normally even numbers on one side, odd on the other.

Yeah I was kind of worried he was sizing me up for some kind of weird shit! Thankfully he never contacted me again. Maybe under his magnifying glass my pussy was substandard 😂
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"Nutritionist" is to our decade what "homeopath" was to the 90s. Snake oil.

If you're really interested in nutrition, look at getting qualified as a dietician. Then you'd be eligible for employment by the NHS rather than relying on private referrals.

£150 an hour is complete bollocks, she's trying to sell you something.

Becoming a counsellor is something I've considered. Escorting certainly teaches you to listen to people pouring their heart out to you. But for me, although I find those sessions very satisfying with the knowledge that I've helped someone, I also find them exhausting.
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Blather and Babble / Re: Seen Before But Don't Say
« Last Post by VoluptuousCurves on Today at 09:06:34 pm »
I had a young lad today he has been trying to see me for a long time he had sent a text saying we met in tinsletown (text sent a year ago)
No idea but booked him today anyway and thought I would boost his ego by "remembering" him
He said as far as he knew we never met  :-X and asked had I changed my look  much  :o
What are they playing at

If they punt frequently I think they're as prone to forget as we are, or to get us confused with someone else.

I don't tend to remember guys until they've seen me at least 3 times, unless there's something really memorable about them or the meet.
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Blather and Babble / Re: Knowing a client
« Last Post by VoluptuousCurves on Today at 09:03:20 pm »
I think I may have. I did a couple of outcalls to a guy and I think he may have worked in a different department at a company I used to work in.

Strangely enough, I used to work for a civvy company which had offices in Brighton and two other much bigger cities. I lived in Brighton and worked from my flat there both during and after leaving the civvy company. I never worried about bumping into a colleague. (Big company, well over 1000 employees at every site.) But touring the other two cities that had offices, I was really anxious about getting an ex colleague turn up. Totally illogical considering I probably knew 100 people by site in my "home" office but only a dozen or so in the others.
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Questions and Answers / Re: Working after cosmetic surgery
« Last Post by englishrebecca121 on Today at 09:03:12 pm »
Hi lovelys id really appricate some advice on good breast surgeons in the uk!!
i have a consulatation in bristol next week but want a few to get a gauge!

(SORRY AMY  not really sex related!!)

feel free to pm me x

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Blather and Babble / Re: Describe your last booking
« Last Post by EveWithEve on Today at 09:01:13 pm »
Okay you win.

...Until I pull out my trump card: the Japanese student who wanted to examine my armpits, nipples and vulva with a magnifying glass.

HAHAHAHHAAA WHAT?! Did he bring his own or ask you to supply the magnifying glass? Lmfao that’s amazing wow.
One of my first clients was a Japanese chap who just wanted to stroke my skin, kept calling me porcelain, telling me how much he ‘wanted skin just like this’, ‘the veins are perfect’.
I got major Buffalo Bill vibes like he was sizing me up for a jacket or something. Most nervous hour of my life. Lol
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Blather and Babble / Re: Describe your last booking
« Last Post by VoluptuousCurves on Today at 08:55:35 pm »
Had a client once, came into the room, full on wizards beard! Looked completely natural didn’t think twice other than ‘cool wizards beard, that’s gonna leave a stubble rash ffs, hope he washes it’. Lol
He went to use the bathroom, when he came back out the whole beard was gone... :o
I was so shocked I missed the beat to mention it, had to then just get on with things, completely confused. To this day...

Okay you win.

...Until I pull out my trump card: the Japanese student who wanted to examine my armpits, nipples and vulva with a magnifying glass.
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Questions and Answers / Re: Selling Panties?
« Last Post by saltysweet on Today at 08:53:34 pm »
My girlfriend tried and made a little money of a specialist site, but lost interest...the admin, purchasing and post it didn't seem worth it.. I tried and only sold a bottle of pee. I popped into a boyfriends and a dog was trotting round his flat happy as Larry wearing panties. I said, 'What's going on, who's this dog? And why's it got knickers on?'. He was seasoning them up for a mate who sold mucky undies.'
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Questions and Answers / Re: AW versus Adult zone
« Last Post by VoluptuousCurves on Today at 08:53:32 pm »
UKAdultzone seems strong in the East Midlands. My friend in Notts gets lots of bookings from there.

I do think the site navigation is poor though. It's hard to find what you're looking for. It's a shame because the site admin Sharon is an ex sex worker and I'd far rather support her with my money than the rich entitled men who own AW.
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Blather and Babble / Re: Describe your last booking
« Last Post by EveWithEve on Today at 08:50:01 pm »
Had a client once, came into the room, full on wizards beard! Looked completely natural didn’t think twice other than ‘cool wizards beard, that’s gonna leave a stubble rash ffs, hope he washes it’. Lol
He went to use the bathroom, when he came back out the whole beard was gone... :o
I was so shocked I missed the beat to mention it, had to then just get on with things, completely confused. To this day... 
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