Ann summers Lube ARGHHHHHH
No never. I bought some a couple of months ago and like you I swelled up like a bloody balloon and was so red and sore it felt like I had sat in acid. The pain was agonising. All I could do was cover myself in ice cold yoghurt ahh the relief. It took two days to go down so I took it back to the shop and complained about how badly it burned me and beat this... I got told its best not to use it on ladies genitals as it can cause burning
Its lube FFS.
I was rather rude to her as I was just gobsmacked. Now I am back to my old favourite liquid silk which never irritates or burns and actually cools it down during a hard session. It never goes tacky or sticky either